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Wayne Campbell4 quotes
Yeah, that's what she said. — Wayne Campbell · 1992Well that's where I see things just a little differently. Contract or no, I will not bow to any sponsor. — Wayne Campbell · 1992I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. But if you spew and she bolts, it was never meant to be. — Wayne Campbell · 1992Will you still love me when I'm in my carbohydrate, sequined-jumpsuit, young-girls-in-white-cotton-panties, waking-up-in-a-pool-of-your-own-vomit, bloated-purple-dead-on-a-toilet phase? — Wayne Campbell · 1992Austin Powers1 quote
Allow myself to introduce...myself. — Austin Powers · 1997Dr. Evil1 quote
Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots? — Dr. Evil · 1997