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Larry David10 quotes
I'm feeling pretty good. Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good. — Larry David · 2001I do hate myself but it has nothing to do with being Jewish. — Larry David · 2001Do you respect wood, Susie? — Larry David · 2009Bald asshole? That’s a hate crime. We're a set, we're a group. — Larry David · 2001I just-I can’t stand the sound of the human voice. — Larry David · 2009There's a jet stream of bullshit coming out of your mouth, my friend. — Larry David · 2004All 10 quotes →