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Andy Dwyer3 quotes
Windows are the eyes to the house. — Andy Dwyer · 2012I have no idea what I'm doing, but I know I'm doing it really really well. — Andy Dwyer · 2009They're old people. They eat, they sleep, they complain, they watch Family Feud. Oh my god, I wanna be an old person. — Andy Dwyer · 2014