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Alvy Singer4 quotes
A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies, and I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark. — Alvy Singer · 1977I don't want to live in a city where the only cultural advantage is you can make a right turn on a red light. — Alvy Singer · 1977Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love. — Alvy Singer · 1977I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That's the two categories. You know, the horrible be like, I don't know, terminal cases, you know blind people, crippled. I don't know how they get through life, it's amazing to me. And the miserable is everyone else. So when you go through life, you should be thankful that you're miserable, because you're very lucky, to be miserable. — Alvy Singer · 1977