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Children's literature1 quote
So please, oh please, we beg, we pray,
Go throw your TV set away,
And in its place you can install
A lovely bookshelf on the wall. — Roald Dahl · 1964Comedy1 quote
You don’t own a TV? What’s all your furniture pointed at? — Joey Tribbiani · 2003Comedy (TV)1 quote
You don’t own a TV? What’s all your furniture pointed at? — Joey Tribbiani · 2003Sitcom1 quote
You don’t own a TV? What’s all your furniture pointed at? — Joey Tribbiani · 2003