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Comedy1 quote
Why do I get the feeling that someday I'll be describing this to a psychiatrist? — Lisa Simpson · 1990
Why do I get the feeling that someday I'll be describing this to a psychiatrist? — Lisa Simpson · 1990
Crime1 quote
The reality is we’re still 11-year-old boys locked in a cellar imagining what our lives would have been if we’d escaped. — Sean Devine · 2003
The reality is we’re still 11-year-old boys locked in a cellar imagining what our lives would have been if we’d escaped. — Sean Devine · 2003
Neo-noir1 quote
The reality is we’re still 11-year-old boys locked in a cellar imagining what our lives would have been if we’d escaped. — Sean Devine · 2003