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Comedy2 quotes
I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted. — Kevin Malone · 2007Michael, I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing and it was everything I thought it could be. — Peter Gibbons · 1999
After all, the best part of a holiday is perhaps not so much to be resting yourself, as to see all the other fellows busy working. — Kenneth Grahame · 1908
I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted. — Kevin Malone · 2007
Michael, I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing and it was everything I thought it could be. — Peter Gibbons · 1999
Hip hop1 quote
Rollin' down the street, smokin' indo' Sippin' on gin and juice Laid back (with my mind on my money and my money on my mind). — Snoop Dogg · 1993
If a man insisted always on being serious, and never allowed himself a bit of fun and relaxation, he would go mad or become unstable without knowing it. — Herodotus · 430 BC
One hand full of rest is better than two fists full of labor and striving after wind. — Ecclesiastes 4:6 · 931 BC