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Christmas1 quote
Surprised, Eddie? If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am right now. — Clark Griswold · 1989Christmas (film)1 quote
Surprised, Eddie? If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am right now. — Clark Griswold · 1989Comedy1 quote
Surprised, Eddie? If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am right now. — Clark Griswold · 1989Comedy (film)1 quote
Surprised, Eddie? If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am right now. — Clark Griswold · 1989