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That's why I don't have an ulcer, because I know when to say, "I don't give a fuck." — Tim Cavanaugh · 1989Action (film)1 quote
That's why I don't have an ulcer, because I know when to say, "I don't give a fuck." — Tim Cavanaugh · 1989Buddy movie1 quote
That's why I don't have an ulcer, because I know when to say, "I don't give a fuck." — Tim Cavanaugh · 1989Comedy1 quote
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking. — Steve McCroskey · 1980Comedy (film)1 quote
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking. — Steve McCroskey · 1980Comedy (play)1 quote
I am sure care's an enemy to life. — William Shakespeare · 1602Romantic comedy (play)1 quote
I am sure care's an enemy to life. — William Shakespeare · 1602