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Action1 quote
Every now and then a trigger has to be pulled or not pulled. It's hard to know which in your pajamas. — Q · 2012
Every now and then a trigger has to be pulled or not pulled. It's hard to know which in your pajamas. — Q · 2012
Comedy1 quote
Just think, next time I shoot someone, I could be arrested. — Lt. Frank Drebin · 1988
Just think, next time I shoot someone, I could be arrested. — Lt. Frank Drebin · 1988
Crime1 quote
I wanna shoot you so bad, my dick's hard! — Scotty Appleton · 1991
I wanna shoot you so bad, my dick's hard! — Scotty Appleton · 1991
Just think, next time I shoot someone, I could be arrested. — Lt. Frank Drebin · 1988
Just think, next time I shoot someone, I could be arrested. — Lt. Frank Drebin · 1988
Go ahead and shoot. You'll be doing me a favor. — Rick Blaine · 1942
Go ahead and shoot. You'll be doing me a favor. — Rick Blaine · 1942
Spy1 quote
Every now and then a trigger has to be pulled or not pulled. It's hard to know which in your pajamas. — Q · 2012
Spy (film)1 quote
Every now and then a trigger has to be pulled or not pulled. It's hard to know which in your pajamas. — Q · 2012
Thriller1 quote
I wanna shoot you so bad, my dick's hard! — Scotty Appleton · 1991
I wanna shoot you so bad, my dick's hard! — Scotty Appleton · 1991
Western1 quote
I never shot nobody I didn't have to. — Rooster Cogburn · 2010
I never shot nobody I didn't have to. — Rooster Cogburn · 2010