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If there were more food and fewer people, this would be a perfect party. — Ron Swanson · 2012What could possess anyone to throw a party? I mean, to have a bunch of strangers treat your house like a hotel room. — Jerry Seinfeld · 1991Comedy (TV)2 quotes
If there were more food and fewer people, this would be a perfect party. — Ron Swanson · 2012What could possess anyone to throw a party? I mean, to have a bunch of strangers treat your house like a hotel room. — Jerry Seinfeld · 1991Sitcom1 quote
What could possess anyone to throw a party? I mean, to have a bunch of strangers treat your house like a hotel room. — Jerry Seinfeld · 1991