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Comedy (TV)4 quotes
I just-I can’t stand the sound of the human voice. — Larry David · 2009I don't like talking to people I know, but strangers I have no problem with. — Larry David · 2002When you look annoyed all the time, people think that you're busy. — George Costanza · 1995If there were more food and fewer people, this would be a perfect party. — Ron Swanson · 2012
Comedy2 quotes
When you look annoyed all the time, people think that you're busy. — George Costanza · 1995If there were more food and fewer people, this would be a perfect party. — Ron Swanson · 2012
Drama2 quotes
There are times when I...I look at people and I see nothing worth liking. I want to earn enough money I can get away from everyone. — Daniel Plainview · 2007I have a competition in me. I want no one else to succeed. I hate most people. — Daniel Plainview · 2007
Drama (film)2 quotes
There are times when I...I look at people and I see nothing worth liking. I want to earn enough money I can get away from everyone. — Daniel Plainview · 2007I have a competition in me. I want no one else to succeed. I hate most people. — Daniel Plainview · 2007
Epic2 quotes
There are times when I...I look at people and I see nothing worth liking. I want to earn enough money I can get away from everyone. — Daniel Plainview · 2007I have a competition in me. I want no one else to succeed. I hate most people. — Daniel Plainview · 2007
Epic (film)2 quotes
There are times when I...I look at people and I see nothing worth liking. I want to earn enough money I can get away from everyone. — Daniel Plainview · 2007I have a competition in me. I want no one else to succeed. I hate most people. — Daniel Plainview · 2007
We have to distrust each other. It's our only defense against betrayal. — Tennessee Williams · 1953
He loved the People just as much as he feared and detested Persons. — Sinclair Lewis · 1935
By hating vices too much, they come to love men too little. — Edmund Burke · 1790
Sitcom1 quote
When you look annoyed all the time, people think that you're busy. — George Costanza · 1995