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Comedy1 quote
It's disgusting the way they splash this stuff all over the newspapers! What is journalism coming to? You're laying on top of the queen with her legs wrapped around you and they call that news. They can't kick you off the force, Frank! It's just not fair! — Capt. Ed Hocken · 1988
It's disgusting the way they splash this stuff all over the newspapers! What is journalism coming to? You're laying on top of the queen with her legs wrapped around you and they call that news. They can't kick you off the force, Frank! It's just not fair! — Capt. Ed Hocken · 1988
Crime1 quote
It's funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen. — Alex · 1971
It's funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen. — Alex · 1971
It's disgusting the way they splash this stuff all over the newspapers! What is journalism coming to? You're laying on top of the queen with her legs wrapped around you and they call that news. They can't kick you off the force, Frank! It's just not fair! — Capt. Ed Hocken · 1988
It's disgusting the way they splash this stuff all over the newspapers! What is journalism coming to? You're laying on top of the queen with her legs wrapped around you and they call that news. They can't kick you off the force, Frank! It's just not fair! — Capt. Ed Hocken · 1988
Drama1 quote
Forget everything you've seen on television and in the movies. There won't be any last minute, surprise witnesses. No one will break down on the stand with a tearful confession. — Joe Miller · 1993
Forget everything you've seen on television and in the movies. There won't be any last minute, surprise witnesses. No one will break down on the stand with a tearful confession. — Joe Miller · 1993
I'm with you on the free press. It's the newspapers I can't stand. — Tom Stoppard · 1978
Dystopian1 quote
It's funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen. — Alex · 1971
It's funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen. — Alex · 1971
The medium is the message. — Marshall McLuhan · 1964
Western1 quote
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend. — Maxwell Scott · 1962
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend. — Maxwell Scott · 1962