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Comedy2 quotes
Because doing more than the minimum work is my definition of failing. — Jeff Winger · 2009The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy. It's that I just don't care. — Peter Gibbons · 1999Biography1 quote
We would all be idle if we could. — Samuel Johnson · 1776Comedy (TV)1 quote
Because doing more than the minimum work is my definition of failing. — Jeff Winger · 2009Comedy (film)1 quote
The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy. It's that I just don't care. — Peter Gibbons · 1999