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Comedy2 quotes
When guys cheat, it’s like we want something new. But then you know what happens? Your woman finds out, and now she’s new. She is never the same again. — Chris Rock · 2018No man worth having is true to his wife, or can be true to his wife, or ever was, or ever will be so. — Sir John Vanbrugh · 1696Comedy (play)2 quotes
Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more,
Men were deceivers ever,
One foot in sea and one on shore,
To one thing constant never. — William Shakespeare · 1600No man worth having is true to his wife, or can be true to his wife, or ever was, or ever will be so. — Sir John Vanbrugh · 1696Religious literature2 quotes
Thou shalt not commit adultery. — God · 1405 BCBut I say to you that whoever looks at a woman to lust for her has already committed adultery with her in his heart. If your right eye causes you to sin, pluck it out and cast it from you; for it is more profitable for you that one of your members perish, than for your whole body to be cast into hell. And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and cast it from you; for it is more profitable for you that one of your members perish, than for your whole body to be cast into hell. — Jesus · 60Comedy (stand up)1 quote
A man gonna be a man. A man is basically as faithful as his options. That’s how faithful a man is, no more, no less. — Chris Rock · 1999Comedy drama1 quote
To my wife and all my sweethearts. May they never meet. — Rick Dalton · 2019Comedy drama (film)1 quote
To my wife and all my sweethearts. May they never meet. — Rick Dalton · 2019Drama1 quote
Doesn't it bother you at all that you're married? — Johnny Farrell · 1946Drama (film)1 quote
Doesn't it bother you at all that you're married? — Johnny Farrell · 1946Film noir1 quote
Doesn't it bother you at all that you're married? — Johnny Farrell · 1946Romantic comedy1 quote
Is it infidelity if you're involved with somebody on email? — Kathleen Kelly · 1998Romantic comedy (film)1 quote
Is it infidelity if you're involved with somebody on email? — Kathleen Kelly · 1998