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Western4 quotes
Every gun makes its own tune. — Blondie · 1966You see in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend—those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig. — Blondie · 1966There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun—a Swiss watch or a woman from anywhere. — Cherry Valance · 1948Well, if it ain't loaded and cocked, it don't shoot! — Rooster Cogburn · 2010
Every gun makes its own tune. — Blondie · 1966You see in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend—those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig. — Blondie · 1966There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun—a Swiss watch or a woman from anywhere. — Cherry Valance · 1948Well, if it ain't loaded and cocked, it don't shoot! — Rooster Cogburn · 2010
Crime2 quotes
Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend! — Tony Montana · 1983I grew up in a tough neighborhood and we used to say, "You can get further with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word." — Al Capone · 1987
Crime (film)2 quotes
Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend! — Tony Montana · 1983I grew up in a tough neighborhood and we used to say, "You can get further with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word." — Al Capone · 1987
Drama2 quotes
Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend! — Tony Montana · 1983I grew up in a tough neighborhood and we used to say, "You can get further with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word." — Al Capone · 1987
Drama (film)2 quotes
Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend! — Tony Montana · 1983I grew up in a tough neighborhood and we used to say, "You can get further with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word." — Al Capone · 1987
Action1 quote
That is what happens when you sit behind a desk. You forget things, like the weight in the hand of a gun that's loaded and one that's not. — Bryan Mills · 2008
That is what happens when you sit behind a desk. You forget things, like the weight in the hand of a gun that's loaded and one that's not. — Bryan Mills · 2008
Christmas1 quote
You'll shoot your eye out. — Mother Parker · 1983
You'll shoot your eye out. — Mother Parker · 1983
Comedy1 quote
You'll shoot your eye out. — Mother Parker · 1983
You'll shoot your eye out. — Mother Parker · 1983
Guns for show, knives for a pro. — Soap · 1998
Guns for show, knives for a pro. — Soap · 1998
Among other evils which being unarmed brings you, it causes you to be despised. — Niccolo Machiavelli · 1532
Among other evils which being unarmed brings you, it causes you to be despised. — Niccolo Machiavelli · 1532
An armed society is a polite society. — Robert A. Heinlein · 1942
Thriller1 quote
That is what happens when you sit behind a desk. You forget things, like the weight in the hand of a gun that's loaded and one that's not. — Bryan Mills · 2008
That is what happens when you sit behind a desk. You forget things, like the weight in the hand of a gun that's loaded and one that's not. — Bryan Mills · 2008
War1 quote
This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen. — Full Metal Jacket · 1987
War (film)1 quote
This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen. — Full Metal Jacket · 1987