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Comedy2 quotes
That was stupid. How the hell you gonna get fired on your day off? — Mr. Jones · 1995We find it’s always better to fire people on a Friday. Studies have statistically shown that there’s less chance of an incident if you do it at the end of the week. — Bob Slydell · 1999Comedy (film)2 quotes
That was stupid. How the hell you gonna get fired on your day off? — Mr. Jones · 1995We find it’s always better to fire people on a Friday. Studies have statistically shown that there’s less chance of an incident if you do it at the end of the week. — Bob Slydell · 1999Comedy drama1 quote
Anybody who ever built an empire, or changed the world, sat where you are right now. And it's because they sat there that they were able to do it. That's the truth. — Ryan Bingham · 2009Comedy drama (film)1 quote
Anybody who ever built an empire, or changed the world, sat where you are right now. And it's because they sat there that they were able to do it. That's the truth. — Ryan Bingham · 2009