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Comedy6 quotes
You’re a nice guy, but I actually only have three friends. I really can't handle any more. — Jerry Seinfeld · 1995Shut up, brain. I got friends now. I don't need you anymore. — Lisa Simpson · 1994After all, seasons change, so do cities; people come into your life and people go. But it’s comforting to know that the ones you love are always in your heart. And if you’re very lucky, a plane ride away. — Carrie · 2002A friend in need is a pest. — Jeremy Grey · 2005I don’t need another friend, I already have two. — Sam Weir · 2000We need to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn't matter, but work is third. — Leslie Knope · 2011
Comedy (TV)5 quotes
You’re a nice guy, but I actually only have three friends. I really can't handle any more. — Jerry Seinfeld · 1995Shut up, brain. I got friends now. I don't need you anymore. — Lisa Simpson · 1994After all, seasons change, so do cities; people come into your life and people go. But it’s comforting to know that the ones you love are always in your heart. And if you’re very lucky, a plane ride away. — Carrie · 2002I don’t need another friend, I already have two. — Sam Weir · 2000We need to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn't matter, but work is third. — Leslie Knope · 2011
A friend loveth at all times, and a brother is born for adversity. — Proverbs 17:17 · 686 BCThere is a friend that sticketh closer than a brother. — Proverbs 18:24 · 686 BCWhatever we do or suffer for a friend is pleasant, because love is the principal cause of pleasure. — St. Thomas Aquinas · 1265Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. — Jesus · 90
I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone? — The Writer · 1986I always thought we'd be friends forever. — Kirby Keger · 1985It happens sometimes. Friends come in and out of your life, like busboys in a restaurant. — The Writer · 1986
I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone? — The Writer · 1986I always thought we'd be friends forever. — Kirby Keger · 1985It happens sometimes. Friends come in and out of your life, like busboys in a restaurant. — The Writer · 1986
Drama3 quotes
Remember, no man is a failure who has friends. — Clarence (It's a Wonderful Life) · 1946I don’t care how close you are. In the end, your friends are gonna let you down. Family: they’re the only ones you can depend on. — Tony Soprano · 2006I don’t need another friend, I already have two. — Sam Weir · 2000
Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. — Aristotle · 322 BCFriends share all things. — PythagorasMisfortune shows those who are not really friends. — Aristotle · 350 BC
Crime2 quotes
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. — Michael Corleone · 1974I don’t care how close you are. In the end, your friends are gonna let you down. Family: they’re the only ones you can depend on. — Tony Soprano · 2006
Drama (TV)2 quotes
I don’t care how close you are. In the end, your friends are gonna let you down. Family: they’re the only ones you can depend on. — Tony Soprano · 2006I don’t need another friend, I already have two. — Sam Weir · 2000
One soul dwelling in two bodies. — AristotleWe should behave to our friends as we would wish our friends to behave to us. — Aristotle · 240
The enemy of my enemy is my friend. — Kautilya · 300 BCAnybody can sympathise with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature...to sympathise with a friend's success. — Oscar Wilde · 1891
After all, seasons change, so do cities; people come into your life and people go. But it’s comforting to know that the ones you love are always in your heart. And if you’re very lucky, a plane ride away. — Carrie · 2002A friend in need is a pest. — Jeremy Grey · 2005
We are all travellers in what John Bunyan calls the wilderness of this world....and the best that we find in our travels is an honest friend. — Robert Louis Stevenson · 1879
Biography1 quote
One soul dwelling in two bodies. — Aristotle
Christmas1 quote
Remember, no man is a failure who has friends. — Clarence (It's a Wonderful Life) · 1946
Remember, no man is a failure who has friends. — Clarence (It's a Wonderful Life) · 1946
A friend in need is a pest. — Jeremy Grey · 2005
Crime (TV)1 quote
I don’t care how close you are. In the end, your friends are gonna let you down. Family: they’re the only ones you can depend on. — Tony Soprano · 2006
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. — Michael Corleone · 1974
Remember, no man is a failure who has friends. — Clarence (It's a Wonderful Life) · 1946
Epic1 quote
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. — Michael Corleone · 1974
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. — Michael Corleone · 1974
Film noir1 quote
An old friend is never an extra guest. — Alexander Sebastian · 1946
For few there are among men in whom it is inborn to admire without envy a friend's good fortune. — Aeschylus · 458 BC
Pop rock1 quote
Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends Mm, I get high with a little help from my friends. — The Beatles · 1967
Rock music1 quote
Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends Mm, I get high with a little help from my friends. — The Beatles · 1967
After all, seasons change, so do cities; people come into your life and people go. But it’s comforting to know that the ones you love are always in your heart. And if you’re very lucky, a plane ride away. — Carrie · 2002
A friend in need is a pest. — Jeremy Grey · 2005
Satire1 quote
True happinesse Consists not in the multitude of friends, But in the worth, and choice. — Ben Jonson · 1600
Sitcom1 quote
You’re a nice guy, but I actually only have three friends. I really can't handle any more. — Jerry Seinfeld · 1995