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Comedy3 quotes
It all became very clear to me sitting out there today that every decision I've made in my entire life has been wrong. My life is the complete opposite of everything I want it to be. Every instinct I have, in every aspect of life, be it something to wear, something to eat-it's all been wrong. — George Costanza · 1994Because doing more than the minimum work is my definition of failing. — Jeff Winger · 2009Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. — Homer Simpson · 1990Comedy (TV)3 quotes
It all became very clear to me sitting out there today that every decision I've made in my entire life has been wrong. My life is the complete opposite of everything I want it to be. Every instinct I have, in every aspect of life, be it something to wear, something to eat-it's all been wrong. — George Costanza · 1994Because doing more than the minimum work is my definition of failing. — Jeff Winger · 2009Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. — Homer Simpson · 1990Autobiography and memoir1 quote
Success is more dangerous than failure, (the ripples break over a wider coastline). — Graham Greene · 1980Comedy (play)1 quote
Some rise by sin and some by virtue fall. — William Shakespeare · 1616Sitcom1 quote
It all became very clear to me sitting out there today that every decision I've made in my entire life has been wrong. My life is the complete opposite of everything I want it to be. Every instinct I have, in every aspect of life, be it something to wear, something to eat-it's all been wrong. — George Costanza · 1994