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You see, Greg, when you yell at a dog, his tail will go between his legs and cover his genitals, his ears will go down. A dog is very easy to break, but cats make you work for their affection. They don't sell out the way dogs do. — Jack Byrnes · 2000Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat, and cats are pointless. — Ron Swanson · 2013Action1 quote
It's basic dog psychology, if you scare them and get them peeing down their leg, they submit. But if you project weakness, you draw aggression, that's how people get hurt. — Bodhi · 1991Action (film)1 quote
It's basic dog psychology, if you scare them and get them peeing down their leg, they submit. But if you project weakness, you draw aggression, that's how people get hurt. — Bodhi · 1991Comedy (TV)1 quote
Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat, and cats are pointless. — Ron Swanson · 2013Comedy (film)1 quote
You see, Greg, when you yell at a dog, his tail will go between his legs and cover his genitals, his ears will go down. A dog is very easy to break, but cats make you work for their affection. They don't sell out the way dogs do. — Jack Byrnes · 2000Crime1 quote
It's basic dog psychology, if you scare them and get them peeing down their leg, they submit. But if you project weakness, you draw aggression, that's how people get hurt. — Bodhi · 1991Crime (film)1 quote
It's basic dog psychology, if you scare them and get them peeing down their leg, they submit. But if you project weakness, you draw aggression, that's how people get hurt. — Bodhi · 1991Drama1 quote
If you need a friend, get a dog. — Gordon Gekko · 1987Drama (film)1 quote
If you need a friend, get a dog. — Gordon Gekko · 1987Economic literature1 quote
The dog... Commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery, and as he is also an item of expense, and commonly serves no industrial purpose, he holds a well-assured place in men's regard as a thing of good repute. — Thorstein Veblen · 1899Sociology1 quote
The dog... Commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery, and as he is also an item of expense, and commonly serves no industrial purpose, he holds a well-assured place in men's regard as a thing of good repute. — Thorstein Veblen · 1899