The Quotes canon

Sourced and curated.

Every quote has been curated by hand and carefully authenticated.
Browse all 10,075 quotes or apply filters in different categories to narrow your search.
Comedy3 quotes
I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. — Ron Burgundy · 2004Is it possible that I’m not as attractive as I think I am? — Elaine Benes · 1993It's just a flesh wound. — The Black Knight · 1975
Action2 quotes
You're a legend in your own mind. — Harry Callahan · 1983Most paranoid delusions are intricate but this is brillant. — Silberman · 1984
You're a legend in your own mind. — Harry Callahan · 1983Most paranoid delusions are intricate but this is brillant. — Silberman · 1984
Life is more or less a lie, but then again, that's exactly the way we want it to be. — Bob Dylan · 2004Rob him of his illusions, and man would perish of very weariness and despair. — Anatole France · 1922
I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. — Ron Burgundy · 2004It's just a flesh wound. — The Black Knight · 1975
Drama2 quotes
Alright, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up. — Norma Desmond · 1950You know, I think you gotta be a little deluded to stay motivated. — Jesse · 2013
Drama (film)2 quotes
Alright, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up. — Norma Desmond · 1950You know, I think you gotta be a little deluded to stay motivated. — Jesse · 2013
Drama (play)2 quotes
Castles in the air-they are so easy to take refuge in. And easy to build, too. — Henrik Ibsen · 1892Take the life-lie away from the average man and straight away you take away his happiness. — Henrik Ibsen · 1884
Every man, wherever he goes, is encompassed by a cloud of comforting convictions, which move with him like flies on a summer day. — Bertrand Russell · 1928People of this world are deluded. They're always longing for something-always, in a word, seeking. — Bodhidharma · 528 BC
The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it? — Jeremiah · 570 BCPeople of this world are deluded. They're always longing for something-always, in a word, seeking. — Bodhidharma · 528 BC
Thriller2 quotes
You're a legend in your own mind. — Harry Callahan · 1983So you lie to yourself to be happy, there's nothing wrong with that, we all do it. — Teddy · 2000
You're a legend in your own mind. — Harry Callahan · 1983So you lie to yourself to be happy, there's nothing wrong with that, we all do it. — Teddy · 2000
Animation1 quote
YOU! ARE! A! TOOOOOOOY! You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear, you're an...you're an action figure! You are a CHILD'S PLAYTHING! — Woody · 1995
YOU! ARE! A! TOOOOOOOY! You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear, you're an...you're an action figure! You are a CHILD'S PLAYTHING! — Woody · 1995
Never underestimate the power of denial. — Ricky Fitts · 1999
Never underestimate the power of denial. — Ricky Fitts · 1999
Is it possible that I’m not as attractive as I think I am? — Elaine Benes · 1993
One is easily fooled by that which one loves. — Moliere · 1669
Never underestimate the power of denial. — Ricky Fitts · 1999
Never underestimate the power of denial. — Ricky Fitts · 1999
Film noir1 quote
Alright, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up. — Norma Desmond · 1950
Though Fortune’s malice overthrow my state, My mind exceeds the compass of her wheel. — William Shakespeare · 1595
Love... Is a striking example of how little reality means to us. — Marcel Proust · 1922
Neo-noir1 quote
So you lie to yourself to be happy, there's nothing wrong with that, we all do it. — Teddy · 2000
You know, I think you gotta be a little deluded to stay motivated. — Jesse · 2013
You know, I think you gotta be a little deluded to stay motivated. — Jesse · 2013
Most paranoid delusions are intricate but this is brillant. — Silberman · 1984
Most paranoid delusions are intricate but this is brillant. — Silberman · 1984
Sitcom1 quote
Is it possible that I’m not as attractive as I think I am? — Elaine Benes · 1993
Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. — Mark Twain · 1897