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Comedy3 quotes
Love, it's a motherfucker, huh? — Waiter · 2003That's why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they'd call 'em something else. — Jim Baker · 1984True, 'tis an unhappy circumstance of life that love should ever die before us, and that the Man so often should outlive the Lover. But say what you will, 'tis better to be left than never to have been loved. — William Congreve · 1700
Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps. — William Shakespeare · 1600But miserable most, to love unloved? This you should pity rather than despise. — William Shakespeare · 1599True, 'tis an unhappy circumstance of life that love should ever die before us, and that the Man so often should outlive the Lover. But say what you will, 'tis better to be left than never to have been loved. — William Congreve · 1700
Love, it's a motherfucker, huh? — Waiter · 2003That's why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they'd call 'em something else. — Jim Baker · 1984
In love, the only safety lies in flight. — Napoleon Bonaparte · 1820
Christmas1 quote
Let's get the shit kicked out of us by love! — Sam (Love Actually) · 2003
Let's get the shit kicked out of us by love! — Sam (Love Actually) · 2003
That's why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they'd call 'em something else. — Jim Baker · 1984
That's why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they'd call 'em something else. — Jim Baker · 1984
I fell into a burnin' ring of fire I went down, down, down And the flames went higher. — Johnny Cash · 1963
Let's get the shit kicked out of us by love! — Sam (Love Actually) · 2003
Let's get the shit kicked out of us by love! — Sam (Love Actually) · 2003