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I’ve been dating since I was fifteen! I’m exhausted! Where is he? — Charlotte (Sex and the City) · 2000A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone. — Larry David · 2011Comedy (play)2 quotes
Courtship to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play. — William Congreve · 1693For love is but discovery:
When that is made, the pleasure's done. — Thomas Southerne · 1690Comedy1 quote
I’ve been dating since I was fifteen! I’m exhausted! Where is he? — Charlotte (Sex and the City) · 2000Comedy (stand up)1 quote
Relationships: easy to get into, hard to maintain. Why are they so hard to maintain? Cause it’s hard to keep up the lie. 'Cause you can't get nobody being you. You got to lie to get somebody. You can't get nobody lookin' like you look, actin' like you act, soundin' like you sound. That's right, when you meet somebody for the first time, you're not meeting them. You're meeting their representative! — Chris Rock · 1999Romantic comedy1 quote
I’ve been dating since I was fifteen! I’m exhausted! Where is he? — Charlotte (Sex and the City) · 2000Romantic comedy (TV)1 quote
I’ve been dating since I was fifteen! I’m exhausted! Where is he? — Charlotte (Sex and the City) · 2000