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Comedy5 quotes
If I saw myself in clothes like those, I'd have to kick my own ass. — Happy Gilmore · 1996Oh, I like your outfit too, except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated. — Elle Woods · 2001I like my money right where I can see it-hanging in my closet. — Carrie · 2003It's after six. What am I, a farmer? — Jack Donaghy · 2006You know the message you're sending out to the world with these sweatpants? You're telling the world, "I give up. I can't compete in normal society. I'm miserable, so I might as well be comfortable." — Jerry Seinfeld · 1989Comedy (TV)3 quotes
I like my money right where I can see it-hanging in my closet. — Carrie · 2003It's after six. What am I, a farmer? — Jack Donaghy · 2006You know the message you're sending out to the world with these sweatpants? You're telling the world, "I give up. I can't compete in normal society. I'm miserable, so I might as well be comfortable." — Jerry Seinfeld · 1989Comedy (film)2 quotes
If I saw myself in clothes like those, I'd have to kick my own ass. — Happy Gilmore · 1996Oh, I like your outfit too, except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated. — Elle Woods · 2001Comedy (stand up)2 quotes
This shirt is dry clean only, which means it's dirty. — Mitch Hedberg · 1999I especially hate turtlenecks. Like wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. — Mitch Hedberg · 1999Religious literature2 quotes
And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together, and made themselves aprons. And they heard the voice of the Lord God walking in the garden in the cool of the day. — Genesis 3:7-8 · 1405 BCNow Israel loved Joseph more than all his children, because he was the son of his old age: and he made him a coat of many colours. — Genesis 37:3 · 1405 BCAutobiography and memoir1 quote
Clothes are powerful things. Dressed in a tramp's clothes it is very difficult, at any rate for the first day, not to feel that you are genuinely degraded. — George Orwell · 1933Christmas1 quote
You look a little older without your clothes on. — George Bailey · 1946Christmas (film)1 quote
You look a little older without your clothes on. — George Bailey · 1946Comedy (play)1 quote
The fashion wears out more apparel than the man. — William Shakespeare · 1600Drama1 quote
You look a little older without your clothes on. — George Bailey · 1946Drama (film)1 quote
You look a little older without your clothes on. — George Bailey · 1946Romantic comedy1 quote
I like my money right where I can see it-hanging in my closet. — Carrie · 2003Romantic comedy (TV)1 quote
I like my money right where I can see it-hanging in my closet. — Carrie · 2003Sitcom1 quote
You know the message you're sending out to the world with these sweatpants? You're telling the world, "I give up. I can't compete in normal society. I'm miserable, so I might as well be comfortable." — Jerry Seinfeld · 1989Sports comedy1 quote
If I saw myself in clothes like those, I'd have to kick my own ass. — Happy Gilmore · 1996Sports comedy (film)1 quote
If I saw myself in clothes like those, I'd have to kick my own ass. — Happy Gilmore · 1996Tragedy (play)1 quote
The apparel oft proclaims the man. — William Shakespeare · 1616Western1 quote
How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants. — Frank (Once Upon a Time in the West) · 1968Western (film)1 quote
How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants. — Frank (Once Upon a Time in the West) · 1968