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I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don’t know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my car. So sue me. — Michael Scott · 2007Comedy (TV)1 quote
I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don’t know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my car. So sue me. — Michael Scott · 2007History (play)1 quote
Men’s evil manners live in brass; their virtues
We write in water. — William Shakespeare · 1613