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He can't lift the seat, Greg. He lacks the strength in the opposable thumbs. — Jack Byrnes · 2000You see, Greg, when you yell at a dog, his tail will go between his legs and cover his genitals, his ears will go down. A dog is very easy to break, but cats make you work for their affection. They don't sell out the way dogs do. — Jack Byrnes · 2000Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat, and cats are pointless. — Ron Swanson · 2013Comedy (film)2 quotes
He can't lift the seat, Greg. He lacks the strength in the opposable thumbs. — Jack Byrnes · 2000You see, Greg, when you yell at a dog, his tail will go between his legs and cover his genitals, his ears will go down. A dog is very easy to break, but cats make you work for their affection. They don't sell out the way dogs do. — Jack Byrnes · 2000Biography1 quote
In a burning building...I would save a cat before a Rembrandt. — Alberto GiacomettiComedy (TV)1 quote
Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat, and cats are pointless. — Ron Swanson · 2013