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Comedy2 quotes
Oh, life is like that. Sometimes, at the height of our revelries, when our joy is at its zenith, when all is most right with the world, the most unthinkable disasters descend upon us. — Ralphie Parker · 1983If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident. — Derek Zoolander · 2001Comedy (film)2 quotes
Oh, life is like that. Sometimes, at the height of our revelries, when our joy is at its zenith, when all is most right with the world, the most unthinkable disasters descend upon us. — Ralphie Parker · 1983If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident. — Derek Zoolander · 2001Black comedy1 quote
Everything you touch turns to shit, like King Midas's idiot brother. — Jean · 2013Black comedy (film)1 quote
Everything you touch turns to shit, like King Midas's idiot brother. — Jean · 2013Blues1 quote
If it wasn't for bad luck
You know, I wouldn't have no luck at all — Albert King · 1967Christmas1 quote
Oh, life is like that. Sometimes, at the height of our revelries, when our joy is at its zenith, when all is most right with the world, the most unthinkable disasters descend upon us. — Ralphie Parker · 1983Christmas movie1 quote
Oh, life is like that. Sometimes, at the height of our revelries, when our joy is at its zenith, when all is most right with the world, the most unthinkable disasters descend upon us. — Ralphie Parker · 1983Comedy drama1 quote
Everything you touch turns to shit, like King Midas's idiot brother. — Jean · 2013Comedy drama (film)1 quote
Everything you touch turns to shit, like King Midas's idiot brother. — Jean · 2013Crime1 quote
You ever feel like nothin' good was ever gonna happen to you? — Christopher Moltisanti · 1999Crime (TV)1 quote
You ever feel like nothin' good was ever gonna happen to you? — Christopher Moltisanti · 1999Drama1 quote
You ever feel like nothin' good was ever gonna happen to you? — Christopher Moltisanti · 1999Drama (TV)1 quote
You ever feel like nothin' good was ever gonna happen to you? — Christopher Moltisanti · 1999Greek theater1 quote
Of all human ills, greatest is fortune's wayward tyranny. — Sophocles · 430 BCTragic play1 quote
Of all human ills, greatest is fortune's wayward tyranny. — Sophocles · 430 BCWestern literature1 quote
You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from. — Cormac McCarthy · 2005