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Comedy13 quotes
I'm kind of a big deal...people know me. — Ron Burgundy · 2004Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era. — Ron Burgundy · 2004I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. — Ron Burgundy · 2004I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! — Mugatu · 2001There's room for everyone on the nice list. — Buddy · 2003I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite. — Buddy · 2003All 13 quotes →
Comedy (film)13 quotes
I'm kind of a big deal...people know me. — Ron Burgundy · 2004Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era. — Ron Burgundy · 2004I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. — Ron Burgundy · 2004I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! — Mugatu · 2001There's room for everyone on the nice list. — Buddy · 2003I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite. — Buddy · 2003All 13 quotes →
Christmas5 quotes
There's room for everyone on the nice list. — Buddy · 2003I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite. — Buddy · 2003The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear. — Buddy · 2003Treat every day like Christmas. — Buddy · 2003You sit on a throne of lies! — Buddy · 2003
There's room for everyone on the nice list. — Buddy · 2003I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite. — Buddy · 2003The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear. — Buddy · 2003Treat every day like Christmas. — Buddy · 2003You sit on a throne of lies! — Buddy · 2003
Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac. — Chazz Reinhold · 2005
Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac. — Chazz Reinhold · 2005