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Comedy7 quotes
That rug really tied the room together, did it not? — Walter Sobchak · 1998Smokey, my friend, you're entering a world of pain. — Walter Sobchak · 1998Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos. — Walter Sobchak · 1998Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules? Mark it zero! — Walter Sobchak · 1998Aw fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling. — Walter Sobchak · 1998Life does not stop and start at your convenience you miserable piece of shit. — Walter Sobchak · 1998All 7 quotes →
That rug really tied the room together, did it not? — Walter Sobchak · 1998Smokey, my friend, you're entering a world of pain. — Walter Sobchak · 1998Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos. — Walter Sobchak · 1998Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules? Mark it zero! — Walter Sobchak · 1998Aw fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling. — Walter Sobchak · 1998Life does not stop and start at your convenience you miserable piece of shit. — Walter Sobchak · 1998All 7 quotes →
Crime comedy7 quotes
That rug really tied the room together, did it not? — Walter Sobchak · 1998Smokey, my friend, you're entering a world of pain. — Walter Sobchak · 1998Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos. — Walter Sobchak · 1998Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules? Mark it zero! — Walter Sobchak · 1998Aw fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling. — Walter Sobchak · 1998Life does not stop and start at your convenience you miserable piece of shit. — Walter Sobchak · 1998All 7 quotes →
That rug really tied the room together, did it not? — Walter Sobchak · 1998Smokey, my friend, you're entering a world of pain. — Walter Sobchak · 1998Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos. — Walter Sobchak · 1998Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules? Mark it zero! — Walter Sobchak · 1998Aw fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling. — Walter Sobchak · 1998Life does not stop and start at your convenience you miserable piece of shit. — Walter Sobchak · 1998All 7 quotes →