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Comedy3 quotes
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. — Homer Simpson · 1997Weaseling out of things is important to learn; it’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel. — Homer Simpson · 1993Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. — Homer Simpson · 1990Comedy (TV)3 quotes
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. — Homer Simpson · 1997Weaseling out of things is important to learn; it’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel. — Homer Simpson · 1993Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. — Homer Simpson · 1990