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Comedy6 quotes
I hate men, but I’m not a lesbian. — Elaine Benes · 1992Is it possible that I’m not as attractive as I think I am? — Elaine Benes · 1993He’s a re-gifter. — Elaine Benes · 1995I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things. — Elaine Benes · 1994It’s the best part. It’s crunchy, it’s explosive, it’s where the muffin breaks free of the pan and sort of does its own thing. I’ll tell you. That’s a million-dollar idea right there. Just sell the tops. — Elaine Benes · 1997It's ironic... That we've come all this way, we made all this progress, but you know, we lost the little things, the niceties. — Elaine Benes · 1992Comedy (TV)6 quotes
I hate men, but I’m not a lesbian. — Elaine Benes · 1992Is it possible that I’m not as attractive as I think I am? — Elaine Benes · 1993He’s a re-gifter. — Elaine Benes · 1995I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things. — Elaine Benes · 1994It’s the best part. It’s crunchy, it’s explosive, it’s where the muffin breaks free of the pan and sort of does its own thing. I’ll tell you. That’s a million-dollar idea right there. Just sell the tops. — Elaine Benes · 1997It's ironic... That we've come all this way, we made all this progress, but you know, we lost the little things, the niceties. — Elaine Benes · 1992Sitcom6 quotes
I hate men, but I’m not a lesbian. — Elaine Benes · 1992Is it possible that I’m not as attractive as I think I am? — Elaine Benes · 1993He’s a re-gifter. — Elaine Benes · 1995I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things. — Elaine Benes · 1994It’s the best part. It’s crunchy, it’s explosive, it’s where the muffin breaks free of the pan and sort of does its own thing. I’ll tell you. That’s a million-dollar idea right there. Just sell the tops. — Elaine Benes · 1997It's ironic... That we've come all this way, we made all this progress, but you know, we lost the little things, the niceties. — Elaine Benes · 1992