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Comedy9 quotes
What if there were no tomorrow? — Phil · 1993My foe, my enemy, is an animal. In order to conquer it, I have to think like an animal, and whenever possible, to look like one. — Carl Spackler · 1980What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same and nothing that you did mattered? — Phil · 1993So, the psychiatrist has a patient, draws a circle, what do you think of when you see this? He says, sex. That's not the joke, wait a second. He draws a picture of a tree, what do you think of when you see it? Sex. He draws a picture of a car, house, sex, sex, sex. The doctor says, you know, you're obsessed with sex. The patient says, well you're the one drawing all the dirty pictures! — Bob Wiley · 1991Anything different is good. — Phil · 1993Is this a breakthrough, that I'm a sailor? I sail? I sail now? — Bob Wiley · 1991All 9 quotes →Comedy (film)9 quotes
What if there were no tomorrow? — Phil · 1993My foe, my enemy, is an animal. In order to conquer it, I have to think like an animal, and whenever possible, to look like one. — Carl Spackler · 1980What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same and nothing that you did mattered? — Phil · 1993So, the psychiatrist has a patient, draws a circle, what do you think of when you see this? He says, sex. That's not the joke, wait a second. He draws a picture of a tree, what do you think of when you see it? Sex. He draws a picture of a car, house, sex, sex, sex. The doctor says, you know, you're obsessed with sex. The patient says, well you're the one drawing all the dirty pictures! — Bob Wiley · 1991Anything different is good. — Phil · 1993Is this a breakthrough, that I'm a sailor? I sail? I sail now? — Bob Wiley · 1991All 9 quotes →Fantasy5 quotes
What if there were no tomorrow? — Phil · 1993What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same and nothing that you did mattered? — Phil · 1993Anything different is good. — Phil · 1993Well maybe the real God uses tricks, you know? Maybe he's not omnipotent. He's just been around so long he knows everything. — Phil · 1993I think people place too much emphasis on their careers. I wish we could all live in the mountains at high altitude. That's where I see myself in five years. How about you? — Phil · 1993Fantasy (film)5 quotes
What if there were no tomorrow? — Phil · 1993What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same and nothing that you did mattered? — Phil · 1993Anything different is good. — Phil · 1993Well maybe the real God uses tricks, you know? Maybe he's not omnipotent. He's just been around so long he knows everything. — Phil · 1993I think people place too much emphasis on their careers. I wish we could all live in the mountains at high altitude. That's where I see myself in five years. How about you? — Phil · 1993Comedy drama2 quotes
The more you know who you are, and what you want, the less you let things upset you. — Bob Harris · 2003It's the most terrifying day of your life the day the first one is born. — Bob Harris · 2003Comedy drama (film)2 quotes
The more you know who you are, and what you want, the less you let things upset you. — Bob Harris · 2003It's the most terrifying day of your life the day the first one is born. — Bob Harris · 2003Romantic comedy2 quotes
The more you know who you are, and what you want, the less you let things upset you. — Bob Harris · 2003It's the most terrifying day of your life the day the first one is born. — Bob Harris · 2003Romantic comedy (film)2 quotes
The more you know who you are, and what you want, the less you let things upset you. — Bob Harris · 2003It's the most terrifying day of your life the day the first one is born. — Bob Harris · 2003