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Comedy (TV)138 quotes
He’s nice, bit of a close talker. — Jerry Seinfeld · 1994If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right. — Jerry Seinfeld · 1994To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. — Homer Simpson · 1997You can't believe this woman. She's one of these low-talkers. You can't hear a word she's saying! You're always going "excuse me?", "what was that?" — Jerry Seinfeld · 1993I’m a great quitter. It’s one of the few things I do well. I come from a long line of quitters. — George Costanza · 1993You dipped the chip. You took a bite. And you dipped again. That’s like putting your whole mouth right in the dip! From now on, when you take a chip-just take one dip and end it. — Timmy · 1993All 138 quotes →Comedy128 quotes
He’s nice, bit of a close talker. — Jerry Seinfeld · 1994If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right. — Jerry Seinfeld · 1994To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. — Homer Simpson · 1997You can't believe this woman. She's one of these low-talkers. You can't hear a word she's saying! You're always going "excuse me?", "what was that?" — Jerry Seinfeld · 1993I’m a great quitter. It’s one of the few things I do well. I come from a long line of quitters. — George Costanza · 1993You dipped the chip. You took a bite. And you dipped again. That’s like putting your whole mouth right in the dip! From now on, when you take a chip-just take one dip and end it. — Timmy · 1993All 128 quotes →Drama (TV)69 quotes
A man got to have a code. — Omar Little · 2006You come at the king, you best not miss. — Omar Little · 2002Say my name. — Walter White · 2012But winter is coming. — Jon Snow · 2015You clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No! I am the one who knocks! — Walter White · 2011We used to make shit in this country, build shit. Now we just put our hand in the next guy’s pocket. — Frank Sobotka · 2003All 69 quotes →Drama68 quotes
A man got to have a code. — Omar Little · 2006You come at the king, you best not miss. — Omar Little · 2002Say my name. — Walter White · 2012But winter is coming. — Jon Snow · 2015You clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No! I am the one who knocks! — Walter White · 2011We used to make shit in this country, build shit. Now we just put our hand in the next guy’s pocket. — Frank Sobotka · 2003All 68 quotes →Sitcom47 quotes
He’s nice, bit of a close talker. — Jerry Seinfeld · 1994If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right. — Jerry Seinfeld · 1994You can't believe this woman. She's one of these low-talkers. You can't hear a word she's saying! You're always going "excuse me?", "what was that?" — Jerry Seinfeld · 1993I’m a great quitter. It’s one of the few things I do well. I come from a long line of quitters. — George Costanza · 1993You dipped the chip. You took a bite. And you dipped again. That’s like putting your whole mouth right in the dip! From now on, when you take a chip-just take one dip and end it. — Timmy · 1993We're not gay! Not that there's anything wrong with that. — Jerry Seinfeld · 1993All 47 quotes →Crime41 quotes
A man got to have a code. — Omar Little · 2006You come at the king, you best not miss. — Omar Little · 2002Say my name. — Walter White · 2012You clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No! I am the one who knocks! — Walter White · 2011We used to make shit in this country, build shit. Now we just put our hand in the next guy’s pocket. — Frank Sobotka · 2003I did it for me. I liked it. I was good at it. And... I was... Really-I was alive. — Walter White · 2013All 41 quotes →Crime (TV)41 quotes
A man got to have a code. — Omar Little · 2006You come at the king, you best not miss. — Omar Little · 2002Say my name. — Walter White · 2012You clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No! I am the one who knocks! — Walter White · 2011We used to make shit in this country, build shit. Now we just put our hand in the next guy’s pocket. — Frank Sobotka · 2003I did it for me. I liked it. I was good at it. And... I was... Really-I was alive. — Walter White · 2013All 41 quotes →Romantic comedy9 quotes
Maybe the past is like an anchor holding us back. Maybe, you have to let go of who you were to become who you will be. — Carrie · 2002I am someone who is looking for love. Real love. Ridiculous, inconvenient, consuming, can’t-live-without-each-other love. — Carrie · 2004Maybe some women aren’t meant to be tamed. Maybe they need to run free until they find someone just as wild to run with. — Carrie · 1999After all, seasons change, so do cities; people come into your life and people go. But it’s comforting to know that the ones you love are always in your heart. And if you’re very lucky, a plane ride away. — Carrie · 2002I like my money right where I can see it-hanging in my closet. — Carrie · 2003I’ve been dating since I was fifteen! I’m exhausted! Where is he? — Charlotte (Sex and the City) · 2000All 9 quotes →Romantic comedy (TV)9 quotes
Maybe the past is like an anchor holding us back. Maybe, you have to let go of who you were to become who you will be. — Carrie · 2002I am someone who is looking for love. Real love. Ridiculous, inconvenient, consuming, can’t-live-without-each-other love. — Carrie · 2004Maybe some women aren’t meant to be tamed. Maybe they need to run free until they find someone just as wild to run with. — Carrie · 1999After all, seasons change, so do cities; people come into your life and people go. But it’s comforting to know that the ones you love are always in your heart. And if you’re very lucky, a plane ride away. — Carrie · 2002I like my money right where I can see it-hanging in my closet. — Carrie · 2003I’ve been dating since I was fifteen! I’m exhausted! Where is he? — Charlotte (Sex and the City) · 2000All 9 quotes →Coming of age8 quotes
Growing up happens in a heartbeat. One day, you’re in diapers; next day, you’re gone. But the memories of childhood stay with you for the long haul. I remember a place, a town, a house…like a lot of other houses; a yard like a lot of other yards; on a street like a lot of other streets. And the thing is…after all these years, I still look back…with wonder. — Narrator (Adult Kevin Arnold) · 1993Maybe we both realized that growing up doesn’t have to be so much a straight line as a series of advances and retreats. — Narrator (Adult Kevin Arnold) · 1988Love is never simple. Not for fathers and sons. We spend our lives full of hope and expectations. And most of the time we are bound to fail. But that afternoon as I watched my father sheltering his son against a future that was so unsure, all I knew was they didn’t want to let each other down anymore. — Narrator (Adult Kevin Arnold) · 1992Men and women suffer alone, over the choices they've made. And young boys, full of confusion... Full of fear... Full of love and courage... Grow up stealthily in their sleep. — Narrator (Adult Kevin Arnold) · 1988The truth is in 7th grade, who you are is what other 7th graders say you are. The funny thing is it’s hard to remember the names of the kids you spent so much time trying to impress. — Narrator (Adult Kevin Arnold) · 1989All our young lives we search for someone to love. Someone who makes us complete. We choose partners and change partners. We dance to a song of heartbreak and hope. All the while wondering if somewhere, somehow, there’s someone perfect, who might be searching for us. — Narrator (Adult Kevin Arnold) · 1990All 8 quotes →Coming of age (TV)8 quotes
Growing up happens in a heartbeat. One day, you’re in diapers; next day, you’re gone. But the memories of childhood stay with you for the long haul. I remember a place, a town, a house…like a lot of other houses; a yard like a lot of other yards; on a street like a lot of other streets. And the thing is…after all these years, I still look back…with wonder. — Narrator (Adult Kevin Arnold) · 1993Maybe we both realized that growing up doesn’t have to be so much a straight line as a series of advances and retreats. — Narrator (Adult Kevin Arnold) · 1988Love is never simple. Not for fathers and sons. We spend our lives full of hope and expectations. And most of the time we are bound to fail. But that afternoon as I watched my father sheltering his son against a future that was so unsure, all I knew was they didn’t want to let each other down anymore. — Narrator (Adult Kevin Arnold) · 1992Men and women suffer alone, over the choices they've made. And young boys, full of confusion... Full of fear... Full of love and courage... Grow up stealthily in their sleep. — Narrator (Adult Kevin Arnold) · 1988The truth is in 7th grade, who you are is what other 7th graders say you are. The funny thing is it’s hard to remember the names of the kids you spent so much time trying to impress. — Narrator (Adult Kevin Arnold) · 1989All our young lives we search for someone to love. Someone who makes us complete. We choose partners and change partners. We dance to a song of heartbreak and hope. All the while wondering if somewhere, somehow, there’s someone perfect, who might be searching for us. — Narrator (Adult Kevin Arnold) · 1990All 8 quotes →Science fiction7 quotes
You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension. A dimension of sound. A dimension of sight. A dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into... The Twilight Zone. — Rod Serling · 1960The tools of conquest do not necessarily come with bombs and explosions and fallout. There are weapons that are simply thoughts, attitudes, prejudices to be found only in the minds of men. — Narrator (Twilight Zone) · 1960For the record, prejudices can kill, and suspicion can destroy, and a thoughtless frightened search for a scapegoat has a fallout all its own for the children, and the children yet unborn. And the pity of it is that these things cannot be confined to the Twilight Zone. — Narrator (Twilight Zone) · 1960There is nothing in the dark that wasn't there when the lights were on. — Narrator (Twilight Zone) · 1962There's a saying, every man is put on Earth condemned to die, time and method of execution unknown. — Narrator (Twilight Zone) · 1959You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land of imagination. Next stop, the Twilight Zone! — Narrator (Twilight Zone) · 1960All 7 quotes →Science fiction (TV)7 quotes
You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension. A dimension of sound. A dimension of sight. A dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into... The Twilight Zone. — Rod Serling · 1960The tools of conquest do not necessarily come with bombs and explosions and fallout. There are weapons that are simply thoughts, attitudes, prejudices to be found only in the minds of men. — Narrator (Twilight Zone) · 1960For the record, prejudices can kill, and suspicion can destroy, and a thoughtless frightened search for a scapegoat has a fallout all its own for the children, and the children yet unborn. And the pity of it is that these things cannot be confined to the Twilight Zone. — Narrator (Twilight Zone) · 1960There is nothing in the dark that wasn't there when the lights were on. — Narrator (Twilight Zone) · 1962There's a saying, every man is put on Earth condemned to die, time and method of execution unknown. — Narrator (Twilight Zone) · 1959You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land of imagination. Next stop, the Twilight Zone! — Narrator (Twilight Zone) · 1960All 7 quotes →Fantasy6 quotes
But winter is coming. — Jon Snow · 2015A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone. — Tyrion Lannister · 2011A lion doesn’t concern himself with the opinions of a sheep. — Tywin Lannister · 2011Chaos isn't a pit. Chaos is a ladder. — Lord Baelish · 2013When the snows fall, and the white winds blow, the lone wolf dies, but the pack survives. — Sansa Stark · 2017Power resides where men believe it resides. It’s a trick, a shadow on the wall. And a very small man can cast a very large shadow. — Lord Varys · 2012Fantasy (TV)6 quotes
But winter is coming. — Jon Snow · 2015A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone. — Tyrion Lannister · 2011A lion doesn’t concern himself with the opinions of a sheep. — Tywin Lannister · 2011Chaos isn't a pit. Chaos is a ladder. — Lord Baelish · 2013When the snows fall, and the white winds blow, the lone wolf dies, but the pack survives. — Sansa Stark · 2017Power resides where men believe it resides. It’s a trick, a shadow on the wall. And a very small man can cast a very large shadow. — Lord Varys · 2012Mystery4 quotes
In the grand design, women were drawn from a different set of blueprints. — Dale Cooper · 1990Black as midnight on a moonless night. — Dale Cooper · 1990A damn fine cup of coffee. — Dale Cooper · 1990Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. — Dale Cooper · 1990Mystery (TV)4 quotes
In the grand design, women were drawn from a different set of blueprints. — Dale Cooper · 1990Black as midnight on a moonless night. — Dale Cooper · 1990A damn fine cup of coffee. — Dale Cooper · 1990Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. — Dale Cooper · 1990Sketch comedy1 quote
I said "biiiitch"… — Craig · 2012