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Drama (film)296 quotes
You can't handle the truth! — Col. Nathan R. Jessep · 1992It's classified. I could tell ya, but then I'd have to kill ya. — Maverick · 1986My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get. — Forrest Gump · 1994Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend! — Tony Montana · 1983This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. — Fight Club · 1999Wax on, wax off. — Mr. Miyagi · 1984All 296 quotes →
Drama294 quotes
You can't handle the truth! — Col. Nathan R. Jessep · 1992It's classified. I could tell ya, but then I'd have to kill ya. — Maverick · 1986My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get. — Forrest Gump · 1994Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend! — Tony Montana · 1983This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. — Fight Club · 1999Wax on, wax off. — Mr. Miyagi · 1984All 294 quotes →
Comedy217 quotes
My advice to you is to start drinking heavily. — Bluto · 1978Hello. My name is Iñigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. — Inigo Montoya · 1987Yeah, that's what she said. — Wayne Campbell · 1992Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son. — Dean Vernon Wormer · 1978You'll shoot your eye out. — Mother Parker · 1983That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age. — David Wooderson · 1993All 217 quotes →
Comedy (film)212 quotes
My advice to you is to start drinking heavily. — Bluto · 1978Hello. My name is Iñigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. — Inigo Montoya · 1987Yeah, that's what she said. — Wayne Campbell · 1992Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son. — Dean Vernon Wormer · 1978You'll shoot your eye out. — Mother Parker · 1983That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age. — David Wooderson · 1993All 212 quotes →
Comedy drama118 quotes
Help me, help you. Help me, help you. — Jerry Maguire · 1996I love you. You...complete me. — Jerry Maguire · 1996Show me the money! — Rod Tidwell · 1996This is New York. If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere. — Melvin Udall · 1997You had me at hello. — Dorothy Boyd · 1996Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchased in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats that you've spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life...but why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin? — Mark Renton · 1996All 118 quotes →
Help me, help you. Help me, help you. — Jerry Maguire · 1996I love you. You...complete me. — Jerry Maguire · 1996Show me the money! — Rod Tidwell · 1996This is New York. If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere. — Melvin Udall · 1997You had me at hello. — Dorothy Boyd · 1996Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchased in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats that you've spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life...but why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin? — Mark Renton · 1996All 112 quotes →
Crime112 quotes
I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse. — Don Vito Corleone · 1972Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. — Michael Corleone · 1974Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend! — Tony Montana · 1983Fredo, you’re my older brother, and I love you. But don’t ever take sides with anyone against the family again. Ever. — Michael Corleone · 1972You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it. — Terry Malloy · 1954You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah, yeah. Okay. — Travis Bickle · 1976All 112 quotes →
Crime (film)107 quotes
I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse. — Don Vito Corleone · 1972Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. — Michael Corleone · 1974Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend! — Tony Montana · 1983Fredo, you’re my older brother, and I love you. But don’t ever take sides with anyone against the family again. Ever. — Michael Corleone · 1972You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it. — Terry Malloy · 1954You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah, yeah. Okay. — Travis Bickle · 1976All 107 quotes →
Action96 quotes
Hasta la vista, baby. — The Terminator · 1991It's classified. I could tell ya, but then I'd have to kill ya. — Maverick · 1986Go ahead, make my day. — Harry Callahan · 1983I'm too old for this shit! — Roger Murtaugh · 1987Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen. — John Patrick Mason · 1996You're on a need-to-know basis, and you don't need to know. — Stanley Goodspeed · 1996All 96 quotes →
Action (film)96 quotes
Hasta la vista, baby. — The Terminator · 1991It's classified. I could tell ya, but then I'd have to kill ya. — Maverick · 1986Go ahead, make my day. — Harry Callahan · 1983I'm too old for this shit! — Roger Murtaugh · 1987Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen. — John Patrick Mason · 1996You're on a need-to-know basis, and you don't need to know. — Stanley Goodspeed · 1996All 96 quotes →
Epic85 quotes
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. — Rhett Butler · 1939I am your father. — Darth Vader · 1980I'm the king of the world! — Jack Dawson · 1997Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. — Michael Corleone · 1974May the Force be with you. — Jan Dodonna · 1977No. Try not. Do...or do not. There is no try. — Yoda · 1980All 85 quotes →
Epic (film)85 quotes
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. — Rhett Butler · 1939I am your father. — Darth Vader · 1980I'm the king of the world! — Jack Dawson · 1997Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. — Michael Corleone · 1974May the Force be with you. — Jan Dodonna · 1977No. Try not. Do...or do not. There is no try. — Yoda · 1980All 85 quotes →
I am your father. — Darth Vader · 1980Hasta la vista, baby. — The Terminator · 1991May the Force be with you. — Jan Dodonna · 1977No. Try not. Do...or do not. There is no try. — Yoda · 1980E.T. Phone home. — E.T. · 1982You take the blue pill—the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill—you stay in wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. — Morpheus · 1999All 83 quotes →
I am your father. — Darth Vader · 1980Hasta la vista, baby. — The Terminator · 1991May the Force be with you. — Jan Dodonna · 1977No. Try not. Do...or do not. There is no try. — Yoda · 1980E.T. Phone home. — E.T. · 1982You take the blue pill—the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill—you stay in wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. — Morpheus · 1999All 83 quotes →
Help me, help you. Help me, help you. — Jerry Maguire · 1996I love you. You...complete me. — Jerry Maguire · 1996Show me the money! — Rod Tidwell · 1996This is New York. If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere. — Melvin Udall · 1997You had me at hello. — Dorothy Boyd · 1996I'm singin' in the rain, just singin' in the rain. — Don Lockwood · 1952All 82 quotes →
Help me, help you. Help me, help you. — Jerry Maguire · 1996I love you. You...complete me. — Jerry Maguire · 1996Show me the money! — Rod Tidwell · 1996This is New York. If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere. — Melvin Udall · 1997You had me at hello. — Dorothy Boyd · 1996I'm singin' in the rain, just singin' in the rain. — Don Lockwood · 1952All 82 quotes →
Thriller63 quotes
You've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk? — Dirty Harry Callahan · 1971Just a drink. A martini, shaken, not stirred. — James Bond · 1964Go ahead, make my day. — Harry Callahan · 1983Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen. — John Patrick Mason · 1996You're on a need-to-know basis, and you don't need to know. — Stanley Goodspeed · 1996I see dead people. — Cole Sear · 1999All 63 quotes →
You've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk? — Dirty Harry Callahan · 1971Just a drink. A martini, shaken, not stirred. — James Bond · 1964Go ahead, make my day. — Harry Callahan · 1983Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen. — John Patrick Mason · 1996You're on a need-to-know basis, and you don't need to know. — Stanley Goodspeed · 1996I see dead people. — Cole Sear · 1999All 63 quotes →
War61 quotes
You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business and cousin, business is a-boomin'. — Lt. Aldo Raine · 2009I love the smell of napalm in the morning. — Bill Killgore · 1979I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids. — Brig. Gen. Jack D. Ripper · 1964In this war, things get confused out there. Power, ideals, the old morality, practical military necessity. But out there with these natives, it must be a temptation to be God. 'Cause there's a conflict in every human heart, between the rational and the irrational, between good and evil, and good does not always triumph. Sometimes, the dark side overcomes what Lincoln called the better angels of our nature. Every man has got a breaking point. You and I have one. Walt Kurtz has reached his and very obviously, he has gone insane. — General R. Corman · 1979Terminate...with extreme prejudice. — Civilian · 1979Americans traditionally love to fight. All real Americans love the sting of battle. — George S. Patton · 1969All 61 quotes →
War (film)61 quotes
You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business and cousin, business is a-boomin'. — Lt. Aldo Raine · 2009I love the smell of napalm in the morning. — Bill Killgore · 1979I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids. — Brig. Gen. Jack D. Ripper · 1964In this war, things get confused out there. Power, ideals, the old morality, practical military necessity. But out there with these natives, it must be a temptation to be God. 'Cause there's a conflict in every human heart, between the rational and the irrational, between good and evil, and good does not always triumph. Sometimes, the dark side overcomes what Lincoln called the better angels of our nature. Every man has got a breaking point. You and I have one. Walt Kurtz has reached his and very obviously, he has gone insane. — General R. Corman · 1979Terminate...with extreme prejudice. — Civilian · 1979Americans traditionally love to fight. All real Americans love the sting of battle. — George S. Patton · 1969All 61 quotes →
Musical59 quotes
There's no place like home. — Dorothy Gale · 1939Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. — Dorothy Gale · 1939I'm melting, melting! Oh, what a world, what a world! Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness? — The Wicked Witch of the West · 1939I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! — The Wicked Witch of the West · 1939Tale as old as time, true as it can be. Barely even friends, then somebody bends unexpectedly. — Mrs. Potts · 1991When the dog bites, When the bee stings, When I'm feeling sad, I simply remember my favorite things, And then I don't feel so bad. — Maria (The Sound of Music) · 1965All 59 quotes →
There's no place like home. — Dorothy Gale · 1939Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. — Dorothy Gale · 1939I'm melting, melting! Oh, what a world, what a world! Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness? — The Wicked Witch of the West · 1939I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! — The Wicked Witch of the West · 1939Tale as old as time, true as it can be. Barely even friends, then somebody bends unexpectedly. — Mrs. Potts · 1991When the dog bites, When the bee stings, When I'm feeling sad, I simply remember my favorite things, And then I don't feel so bad. — Maria (The Sound of Music) · 1965All 59 quotes →
I'm the king of the world! — Jack Dawson · 1997Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. — Rick Blaine · 1942We'll always have Paris. — Rick Blaine · 1942Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine. — Rick Blaine · 1942Love means never having to say you're sorry. — Jenny · 1970Summer romances end for all kinds of reasons, but when all is said and done, they have one thing in common. They are shooting stars, a spectacular moment of light in the heavens, a fleeting glimpse of eternity, and in a flash they're gone. — Duke · 2004All 59 quotes →
I'm the king of the world! — Jack Dawson · 1997Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. — Rick Blaine · 1942We'll always have Paris. — Rick Blaine · 1942Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine. — Rick Blaine · 1942Love means never having to say you're sorry. — Jenny · 1970Summer romances end for all kinds of reasons, but when all is said and done, they have one thing in common. They are shooting stars, a spectacular moment of light in the heavens, a fleeting glimpse of eternity, and in a flash they're gone. — Duke · 2004All 58 quotes →
Coming of age55 quotes
Tomorrow is always fresh, with no mistakes in it. — Anne Shirley · 1985That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age. — David Wooderson · 1993I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone? — The Writer · 1986Remember kid, there's heroes and there's legends. Heroes get remembered but legends never die. Follow your heart, kid, and you'll never go wrong. — The Babe · 1993Alright, Alright, Alright. — David Wooderson · 1993When you grow up, your heart dies. — Allison Reynolds · 1985All 55 quotes →
Tomorrow is always fresh, with no mistakes in it. — Anne Shirley · 1985That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age. — David Wooderson · 1993I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone? — The Writer · 1986Remember kid, there's heroes and there's legends. Heroes get remembered but legends never die. Follow your heart, kid, and you'll never go wrong. — The Babe · 1993Alright, Alright, Alright. — David Wooderson · 1993When you grow up, your heart dies. — Allison Reynolds · 1985All 55 quotes →
Fantasy52 quotes
There's no place like home. — Dorothy Gale · 1939Magic mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? — Evil Queen · 1937Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. — Dorothy Gale · 1939Hello. My name is Iñigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. — Inigo Montoya · 1987I'm melting, melting! Oh, what a world, what a world! Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness? — The Wicked Witch of the West · 1939I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! — The Wicked Witch of the West · 1939All 52 quotes →
There's no place like home. — Dorothy Gale · 1939Magic mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? — Evil Queen · 1937Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. — Dorothy Gale · 1939Hello. My name is Iñigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. — Inigo Montoya · 1987I'm melting, melting! Oh, what a world, what a world! Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness? — The Wicked Witch of the West · 1939I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! — The Wicked Witch of the West · 1939All 52 quotes →
Western50 quotes
It's a hell of a thing, killin' a man. You take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have. — Bill Munny · 1992Deserve's got nothin' to do with it. — Bill Munny · 1992Value this time in your life kids, because this is the time in your life when you still have your choices, and it goes by so fast. When you're a teenager, you think you can do anything, and you do. Your twenties are a blur. Your thirties, you raise your family, you make a little money and you think to yourself, "What happened to my twenties?" Your forties, you grow a little pot belly you grow another chin. The music starts to get too loud and one of your old girlfriends from high school becomes a grandmother. Your fifties you have a minor surgery. You'll call it a procedure, but it's a surgery. Your sixties you'll have a major surgery, the music is still loud but it doesn't matter because you can't hear it anyway. Seventies, you and the wife retire to Fort Lauderdale, you start eating dinner at two o'clock in the afternoon, you have lunch around ten, breakfast the night before, you spend most of your time wandering around malls looking for the ultimate soft yogurt and muttering, "how come the kids don't call? How come the kids don't call?" The eighties, you'll have a major stroke, and you end up babbling to some Jamaican nurse who your wife can't stand but who you call mama. Any questions? — Mitch Robbins · 1991You shoot to kill, you better hit the heart. — Joe (A Fistful of Dollars) · 1964I'm a dying man, scared of the dark. — J.B. Books · 1976Make no mistake—It's not revenge he's after. It's a reckonin'. — Doc Holliday · 1993All 50 quotes →
It's a hell of a thing, killin' a man. You take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have. — Bill Munny · 1992Deserve's got nothin' to do with it. — Bill Munny · 1992Value this time in your life kids, because this is the time in your life when you still have your choices, and it goes by so fast. When you're a teenager, you think you can do anything, and you do. Your twenties are a blur. Your thirties, you raise your family, you make a little money and you think to yourself, "What happened to my twenties?" Your forties, you grow a little pot belly you grow another chin. The music starts to get too loud and one of your old girlfriends from high school becomes a grandmother. Your fifties you have a minor surgery. You'll call it a procedure, but it's a surgery. Your sixties you'll have a major surgery, the music is still loud but it doesn't matter because you can't hear it anyway. Seventies, you and the wife retire to Fort Lauderdale, you start eating dinner at two o'clock in the afternoon, you have lunch around ten, breakfast the night before, you spend most of your time wandering around malls looking for the ultimate soft yogurt and muttering, "how come the kids don't call? How come the kids don't call?" The eighties, you'll have a major stroke, and you end up babbling to some Jamaican nurse who your wife can't stand but who you call mama. Any questions? — Mitch Robbins · 1991You shoot to kill, you better hit the heart. — Joe (A Fistful of Dollars) · 1964I'm a dying man, scared of the dark. — J.B. Books · 1976Make no mistake—It's not revenge he's after. It's a reckonin'. — Doc Holliday · 1993All 50 quotes →