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This quitting thing, it's a hard habit to break once you start. — Coach Morris Buttermaker · 1976If I saw myself in clothes like those, I'd have to kick my own ass. — Happy Gilmore · 1996Look man, it goes like this, you either smoke or you get smoked. And you got smoked. — Sidney Deane · 1992I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the worst. You're very good-looking. I'm not attractive. — Happy Gilmore · 1996I was on this tour for one reason, money. But now I got a new reason, kickin' your ass! — Happy Gilmore · 1996Whatever your pleasure, I can facilitate. You need weed, you need meth—hey, you need Prozac, I'm your man. I know how you white boys always deal with that depression. I mean me personally, I don't understand what you white boys are all depressed about. Hey, you're white! Smile! — Caretaker · 2005All 8 quotes →Sports comedy (film)8 quotes
This quitting thing, it's a hard habit to break once you start. — Coach Morris Buttermaker · 1976If I saw myself in clothes like those, I'd have to kick my own ass. — Happy Gilmore · 1996Look man, it goes like this, you either smoke or you get smoked. And you got smoked. — Sidney Deane · 1992I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the worst. You're very good-looking. I'm not attractive. — Happy Gilmore · 1996I was on this tour for one reason, money. But now I got a new reason, kickin' your ass! — Happy Gilmore · 1996Whatever your pleasure, I can facilitate. You need weed, you need meth—hey, you need Prozac, I'm your man. I know how you white boys always deal with that depression. I mean me personally, I don't understand what you white boys are all depressed about. Hey, you're white! Smile! — Caretaker · 2005All 8 quotes →Comedy5 quotes
This quitting thing, it's a hard habit to break once you start. — Coach Morris Buttermaker · 1976If I saw myself in clothes like those, I'd have to kick my own ass. — Happy Gilmore · 1996I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the worst. You're very good-looking. I'm not attractive. — Happy Gilmore · 1996I was on this tour for one reason, money. But now I got a new reason, kickin' your ass! — Happy Gilmore · 1996Oh yeah. Lotta pressure. You gotta rise above it. You gotta harness in the good energy, block out the bad. Harness. Energy. Block. Bad. Feel the flow Happy. Feel it. It's circular. It's like a carousel. You pay the quarter, you get on the horse, it goes up and down, and around. It's circular. Circle, with the music, the flow. All good things. — Potter · 1996Comedy (film)5 quotes
This quitting thing, it's a hard habit to break once you start. — Coach Morris Buttermaker · 1976If I saw myself in clothes like those, I'd have to kick my own ass. — Happy Gilmore · 1996I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the worst. You're very good-looking. I'm not attractive. — Happy Gilmore · 1996I was on this tour for one reason, money. But now I got a new reason, kickin' your ass! — Happy Gilmore · 1996Oh yeah. Lotta pressure. You gotta rise above it. You gotta harness in the good energy, block out the bad. Harness. Energy. Block. Bad. Feel the flow Happy. Feel it. It's circular. It's like a carousel. You pay the quarter, you get on the horse, it goes up and down, and around. It's circular. Circle, with the music, the flow. All good things. — Potter · 1996Sports3 quotes
Look man, it goes like this, you either smoke or you get smoked. And you got smoked. — Sidney Deane · 1992Whatever your pleasure, I can facilitate. You need weed, you need meth—hey, you need Prozac, I'm your man. I know how you white boys always deal with that depression. I mean me personally, I don't understand what you white boys are all depressed about. Hey, you're white! Smile! — Caretaker · 2005Sometimes when you win, you really lose, and sometimes when you lose, you really win, and sometimes when you win or lose, you actually tie, and sometimes when you tie, you actually win or lose. — Gloria Clemente · 1992Sports (film)3 quotes
Look man, it goes like this, you either smoke or you get smoked. And you got smoked. — Sidney Deane · 1992Whatever your pleasure, I can facilitate. You need weed, you need meth—hey, you need Prozac, I'm your man. I know how you white boys always deal with that depression. I mean me personally, I don't understand what you white boys are all depressed about. Hey, you're white! Smile! — Caretaker · 2005Sometimes when you win, you really lose, and sometimes when you lose, you really win, and sometimes when you win or lose, you actually tie, and sometimes when you tie, you actually win or lose. — Gloria Clemente · 1992