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He’s nice, bit of a close talker. — Jerry Seinfeld · 1994If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right. — Jerry Seinfeld · 1994You can't believe this woman. She's one of these low-talkers. You can't hear a word she's saying! You're always going "excuse me?", "what was that?" — Jerry Seinfeld · 1993I’m a great quitter. It’s one of the few things I do well. I come from a long line of quitters. — George Costanza · 1993You dipped the chip. You took a bite. And you dipped again. That’s like putting your whole mouth right in the dip! From now on, when you take a chip-just take one dip and end it. — Timmy · 1993We're not gay! Not that there's anything wrong with that. — Jerry Seinfeld · 1993All 47 quotes →Comedy (TV)47 quotes
He’s nice, bit of a close talker. — Jerry Seinfeld · 1994If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right. — Jerry Seinfeld · 1994You can't believe this woman. She's one of these low-talkers. You can't hear a word she's saying! You're always going "excuse me?", "what was that?" — Jerry Seinfeld · 1993I’m a great quitter. It’s one of the few things I do well. I come from a long line of quitters. — George Costanza · 1993You dipped the chip. You took a bite. And you dipped again. That’s like putting your whole mouth right in the dip! From now on, when you take a chip-just take one dip and end it. — Timmy · 1993We're not gay! Not that there's anything wrong with that. — Jerry Seinfeld · 1993All 47 quotes →Sitcom47 quotes
He’s nice, bit of a close talker. — Jerry Seinfeld · 1994If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right. — Jerry Seinfeld · 1994You can't believe this woman. She's one of these low-talkers. You can't hear a word she's saying! You're always going "excuse me?", "what was that?" — Jerry Seinfeld · 1993I’m a great quitter. It’s one of the few things I do well. I come from a long line of quitters. — George Costanza · 1993You dipped the chip. You took a bite. And you dipped again. That’s like putting your whole mouth right in the dip! From now on, when you take a chip-just take one dip and end it. — Timmy · 1993We're not gay! Not that there's anything wrong with that. — Jerry Seinfeld · 1993All 47 quotes →