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Eliza Doolittle3 quotes
I could have danced all night. — Eliza Doolittle · 1964The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain! — Eliza Doolittle · 1964The difference between a lady and a flower girl is not how she behaves, but how she is treated. — Eliza Doolittle · 1964Professor Henry Higgins3 quotes
Women are irrational, that's all there is to that! Their heads are full of cotton, hay, and rags. They're nothing but exasperating, irritating, vacillating, calculating, agitating, maddening and infuriating hags! — Professor Henry Higgins · 1964Why can't a woman be more like a man?
Men are so honest, so thoroughly square;
Eternally noble, historically fair;
Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat.
Why can't a woman be like that? — Professor Henry Higgins · 1964Pickering, why can't a woman be more like a man? — Professor Henry Higgins · 1964Dewey Finn2 quotes
Give up, just quit, because in this life, you can't win. Yeah, you can try, but in the end you're just gonna lose, big time, because the world is run by the Man. The Man, oh, you don't know the Man? Well, he's everywhere. In the White House, down the hall, Miss Mullins, she's the Man. And the Man ruined the ozone, and he's burning down the Amazon, and he kidnapped Shamu and put her in a chlorine tank, ok? And there used to be a way to stick it to the Man. It was called rock 'n roll, but guess what, oh no, the Man ruined that, too, with a little thing called MTV! So don't waste your time trying to make anything cool or pure or awesome 'cause the Man is just gonna call you a fat washed up loser and crush your soul. So do yourselves a favor and just give up! — Dewey Finn · 2003Dude, I service society by rocking, okay? I'm out there on the front lines liberating people with my music. Rockin' ain't no walk in the park, lady. — Dewey Finn · 2003Dr. Frank-N-Furter1 quote
Give yourself over to absolute pleasure. Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh, erotic nightmares beyond any measure, and sensual daydreams to treasure forever. Can't you just see it? — Dr. Frank-N-Furter · 1975Elwood Blues1 quote
We're on a mission from God. — Elwood Blues · 1980Ira Gershwin1 quote
A foggy day in London Town
Had me low and had me down.
I viewed the morning with alarm.
The British Museum had lost its charm. — Ira Gershwin · 1937Lise Bouvier1 quote
It's a pity you don't have as much charm as you have persistence. — Lise Bouvier · 1951The Criminologist1 quote
And crawling on the planet's face, some insects called the human race. Lost in time, and lost in space and meaning. — The Criminologist · 1975