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Edward Bloom6 quotes
They say when you meet the love of your life, time stops, and that's true... What they don't tell you is that once time starts again, it moves extra fast to catch up. — Edward Bloom · 2003Now there comes a point when a reasonable man will swallow his pride and admit he's made a terrible mistake. The truth is…I was never a reasonable man. — Edward Bloom · 2003There are some fish that cannot be caught. It's not that they are faster or stronger than other fish, they're just touched by something extra. — Edward Bloom · 2003Did you ever think that maybe you're not too big, but maybe this town is just too small? — Edward Bloom · 2003I've been nothin' but myself since the day I was born, and if you can't see that it's your failin', not mine. — Edward Bloom · 2003Sometimes, the only way to catch an uncatchable woman is to offer her a wedding ring. — Edward Bloom · 2003
Dorothy Gale5 quotes
There's no place like home. — Dorothy Gale · 1939Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. — Dorothy Gale · 1939Lions, and tigers, and bears! Oh, my! — Dorothy Gale · 1939I think I'll miss you most of all. — Dorothy Gale · 1939My goodness, what a fuss you're making! Well naturally, when you go around picking on things weaker than you are. Why, you're nothing but a great big coward! — Dorothy Gale · 1939
Phil5 quotes
What if there were no tomorrow? — Phil · 1993What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same and nothing that you did mattered? — Phil · 1993Anything different is good. — Phil · 1993Well maybe the real God uses tricks, you know? Maybe he's not omnipotent. He's just been around so long he knows everything. — Phil · 1993I think people place too much emphasis on their careers. I wish we could all live in the mountains at high altitude. That's where I see myself in five years. How about you? — Phil · 1993
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain! — The Wizard of Oz · 1939A heart is not judged by how much you love; but by how much you are loved by others. — The Wizard of Oz · 1939As for you, my galvanized friend, you want a heart. You don't know how lucky you are not to have one. Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable. — The Wizard of Oz · 1939You are under the unfortunate delusion that simply because you run away from danger, you have no courage. You're confusing courage with wisdom. — The Wizard of Oz · 1939
Gandalf3 quotes
All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. — Gandalf · 2001Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life... Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends. — Gandalf · 2001A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to. — Gandalf · 2001
Hello. My name is Iñigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. — Inigo Montoya · 1987You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. — Inigo Montoya · 1987You know, it's very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it’s over, I don’t know what to do with the rest of my life. — Inigo Montoya · 1987
Snow White2 quotes
And then he will carry me away to his castle, where we will live happily ever after. — Snow White · 1937When hearts are high the time will fly, so whistle while you work. — Snow White · 1937
Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. — The Man in Black · 1987You mean, you’ll put down your rock and I’ll put down my sword, and we’ll try and kill each other like civilized people? — The Man in Black · 1987
I'm melting, melting! Oh, what a world, what a world! Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness? — The Wicked Witch of the West · 1939I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! — The Wicked Witch of the West · 1939
Vizzini2 quotes
There's nothing to explain. You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen. — Vizzini · 1987You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous is, ‘Never get involved in a land war in Asia’ but only slightly less well-known is this: ‘Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!’ — Vizzini · 1987
Westley2 quotes
Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while. — Westley · 1987This is true love. You think this happens every day? — Westley · 1987
Aragorn1 quote
A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, men of the west! — Aragorn · 2003
Astrid1 quote
Yeah, it's only fun if you get a scar out of it. — Astrid · 2010
Evil Queen1 quote
Magic mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? — Evil Queen · 1937
Falkor1 quote
Never give up and good luck will find you. — Falkor · 1984
Gobber1 quote
Look, the point is, stop trying so hard to be something you're not. — Gobber · 2010
Grumpy1 quote
Angel, ha! She's a female! And all females is poison! They're full of wicked wiles! — Grumpy · 1937
Hushpuppy1 quote
The whole universe depends on everything fitting together, just right. If one piece busts, even the smallest piece...the entire universe will get busted. — Hushpuppy · 2012
Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly...stupid. — Jack Sparrow · 2003
Jenny1 quote
I was in love with a man who could never love me back. I was living in a fairytale. — Jenny · 2003
There's no eternity to the things we can touch. My master used to say, there's nothing we can hold onto in this world. Only by letting go can we finally possess what is real. — Master Li Mu Bai · 2000
Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Please open his mouth. Now, mostly dead is slightly alive. — Miracle Max · 1987
Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us together today. Mawage, that blessed awangement, that dweam wifin a dweam. — The Impressive Clergyman · 1987
I don't know, but some people without brains do an awful lot of talking, don't they? — The Scarecrow · 1939
Will Bloom1 quote
A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him...and in that way he becomes immortal. — Will Bloom · 2003
Witch1 quote
Now make a wish and take a bite. — Witch · 1937
Repressing your feelings will only make them stronger. — Yu Shu Lien · 2000