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Tony Soprano9 quotes
Whatever happened to Gary Cooper, the strong silent type? — Tony Soprano · 2002More is lost by indecision than wrong decision. — Tony Soprano · 2002Those who want respect, give respect. — Tony Soprano · 2000I don’t care how close you are. In the end, your friends are gonna let you down. Family: they’re the only ones you can depend on. — Tony Soprano · 2006All due respect, you got no fucking idea what it’s like to be Number One. Every decision you make affects every facet of every other fucking thing. It’s too much to deal with almost and, in the end, you’re completely alone with it all. — Tony Soprano · 2004It’s good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that and I know. But lately, I’m getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over. — Tony Soprano · 1999All 9 quotes →Walter White8 quotes
Say my name. — Walter White · 2012You clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No! I am the one who knocks! — Walter White · 2011I did it for me. I liked it. I was good at it. And... I was... Really-I was alive. — Walter White · 2013If that's true, if you don't know who I am, then maybe your best course would be to tread lightly. — Walter White · 2013I have spent my whole life scared, frightened of things that could happen, might happen, might not happen. 50 years I spent like that, finding myself awake at 3 in the morning. But, you know what? Ever since my diagnosis, I sleep just fine. I came to realize it's that fear that's the worst of it. That's the real enemy. — Walter White · 2009Jesse, you asked me if I was in the meth business or the money business. Neither. I'm in the empire business. — Walter White · 2012All 8 quotes →Omar Little5 quotes
A man got to have a code. — Omar Little · 2006You come at the king, you best not miss. — Omar Little · 2002Man, money ain’t got no owners. Only spenders. — Omar Little · 2006I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It’s all in the game, though, right? — Omar Little · 2003How you expect to run with the wolves come night when you spend all day sparring with the puppies? — Omar Little · 2006Dale Cooper4 quotes
In the grand design, women were drawn from a different set of blueprints. — Dale Cooper · 1990Black as midnight on a moonless night. — Dale Cooper · 1990A damn fine cup of coffee. — Dale Cooper · 1990Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. — Dale Cooper · 1990Fleabag4 quotes
Either everyone feels like this a little bit and they’re just not talking about it or I am completely fucking alone. — Fleabag · 2016I spent most of my adult life using sex to deflect from the screaming void inside my empty heart. — Fleabag · 2019No, I want someone to tell me what to wear every morning. I want someone to tell me what to eat. What to like, what to hate, what to rage about, what to listen to, what band to like, what to buy tickets for, what to joke about, what not to joke about. I want someone to tell me what to believe in, who to vote for, who to love and how to tell them. — Fleabag · 2019Hair is everything. We wish it wasn’t so we could actually think about something else occasionally. But it is. It’s the difference between a good day and a bad day. We’re meant to think that it’s a symbol of power, that it’s a symbol of fertility. — Fleabag · 2019Don Draper3 quotes
What you call love was invented by guys like me... To sell Nylons. — Don Draper · 2007If you don’t like what is being said, then change the conversation. — Don Draper · 2009We’re flawed because we want so much more. We’re ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had. — Don Draper · 2010Mike Ehrmantraut3 quotes
Moral of the story is: I chose a half measure when I should have gone all the way. I'll never make that mistake again. — Mike Ehrmantraut · 2010You are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don't. You-are not the guy. — Mike Ehrmantraut · 2011Shut the fuck up and let me die in peace. — Mike Ehrmantraut · 2012Christopher Moltisanti2 quotes
There’s no chemical solution to a spiritual problem. — Christopher Moltisanti · 2004You ever feel like nothin' good was ever gonna happen to you? — Christopher Moltisanti · 1999Dr. Jennifer Melfi2 quotes
People see only what you allow them to see. — Dr. Jennifer Melfi · 2006Genetic predispositions are only that: predispositions. It’s not a destiny written in stone. People have choices. — Dr. Jennifer Melfi · 1999Junior Soprano2 quotes
You steer the ship the best way you know. Sometimes it's smooth, sometimes you hit the rocks. — Junior Soprano · 2001Teddy Roosevelt gave an entire once speech with a bullet lodged in his chest. Some things are a matter of duty. — Junior Soprano · 2001The Priest2 quotes
Love is awful. It's awful. It's painful. It's frightening. Makes you doubt yourself, judge yourself, distance yourself from the other people in your life, makes you selfish, makes you creepy, makes you obbsessed with your hair, makes you cruel, makes you say and do things you never thought you would do. — The Priest · 2019Celibacy is a lot less complicated than romantic relationships. — The Priest · 2019Avon Barksdale1 quote
You know the difference between me and you? I bleed red and you bleed green. — Avon Barksdale · 2004Belinda (Fleabag)1 quote
Women are born with pain built in. It's our physical destiny. Period pains, sore boobs, childbirth, you know. We carry it within ourselves throughout our lives. Men don't. They have to seek it out. — Belinda (Fleabag) · 2019BoJack Horseman1 quote
He's so stupid, he doesn't realize how miserable he should be. I envy that. — BoJack Horseman · 2014Clay Davis1 quote
You think I have time to ask a man why he givin' me money or where he gets his money from? I'll take any motherfucker's money if he givin' it away! — Clay Davis · 2006D'Angelo Barksdale1 quote
The past is always with us. Where we come from, what we go through, how we go through it; all this shit matters. — D'Angelo Barksdale · 2006Earnest 'Earn' Marks1 quote
I just keep losing. I mean some people just supposed to lose? For balance in the universe? I mean, like, are there just some people on Earth who supposed to be here just to make it easier for the winners? Like, really. — Earnest 'Earn' Marks · 2016Ervin H. Burrell1 quote
If the gods are fucking you, you find a way to fuck them back. — Ervin H. Burrell · 2004Frank Sobotka1 quote
We used to make shit in this country, build shit. Now we just put our hand in the next guy’s pocket. — Frank Sobotka · 2003Hollyhock1 quote
That voice, the one that tells you you're worthless and stupid and ugly…it goes away, right? — Hollyhock · 2017Howard "Bunny" Colvin1 quote
You put a textbook in front of these kids, put a problem on the blackboard, teach them every problem in some statewide test, it won't matter. None of it. 'Cause they're not learning for our world; they're learning for theirs. — Howard "Bunny" Colvin · 2006Jon Snow1 quote
But winter is coming. — Jon Snow · 2015Lindsay Weir1 quote
Just because a girl speaks her mind doesn't mean she's a psycho. — Lindsay Weir · 2000Lord Baelish1 quote
Chaos isn't a pit. Chaos is a ladder. — Lord Baelish · 2013Lord Varys1 quote
Power resides where men believe it resides. It’s a trick, a shadow on the wall. And a very small man can cast a very large shadow. — Lord Varys · 2012Meadow Soprano1 quote
Are you in the mafia? — Meadow Soprano · 1999Mr. Peanutbutter1 quote
The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn't to search for meaning. It's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you'll be dead. — Mr. Peanutbutter · 2014Paulie "Walnuts" Gualtieri1 quote
All our food: pizza, calzone, buffalo mozzarella, olive oil. These fucks had nothin'. They ate pootsie before we gave them the gift of our cuisine. — Paulie "Walnuts" Gualtieri · 1999Roger Sterling1 quote
Remember, Don... When God closes a door, he opens a dress. — Roger Sterling · 2007Sam Weir1 quote
I don’t need another friend, I already have two. — Sam Weir · 2000