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Age will flatten a man. — Ed Tom Bell · 2007Beer leads to more beer. — Poolside Woman · 2007The point bein' even in the contest between man and steer, the issue is not certain. — Ed Tom Bell · 2007I always figured when I got older, God would sorta come into my life somehow and he didn't. I don't blame him. If I was him I would have the same opinion of me that he does. — Ed Tom Bell · 2007
Age will flatten a man. — Ed Tom Bell · 2007Beer leads to more beer. — Poolside Woman · 2007The point bein' even in the contest between man and steer, the issue is not certain. — Ed Tom Bell · 2007I always figured when I got older, God would sorta come into my life somehow and he didn't. I don't blame him. If I was him I would have the same opinion of me that he does. — Ed Tom Bell · 2007
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Age will flatten a man. — Ed Tom Bell · 2007Beer leads to more beer. — Poolside Woman · 2007The point bein' even in the contest between man and steer, the issue is not certain. — Ed Tom Bell · 2007I always figured when I got older, God would sorta come into my life somehow and he didn't. I don't blame him. If I was him I would have the same opinion of me that he does. — Ed Tom Bell · 2007
Age will flatten a man. — Ed Tom Bell · 2007Beer leads to more beer. — Poolside Woman · 2007The point bein' even in the contest between man and steer, the issue is not certain. — Ed Tom Bell · 2007I always figured when I got older, God would sorta come into my life somehow and he didn't. I don't blame him. If I was him I would have the same opinion of me that he does. — Ed Tom Bell · 2007