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Walter Sobchak7 quotes
That rug really tied the room together, did it not? — Walter Sobchak · 1998Smokey, my friend, you're entering a world of pain. — Walter Sobchak · 1998Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos. — Walter Sobchak · 1998Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules? Mark it zero! — Walter Sobchak · 1998Aw fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling. — Walter Sobchak · 1998Life does not stop and start at your convenience you miserable piece of shit. — Walter Sobchak · 1998All 7 quotes →Lt. Frank Drebin5 quotes
By the way...I faked every orgasm! — Lt. Frank Drebin · 1988Just think, next time I shoot someone, I could be arrested. — Lt. Frank Drebin · 1988Jane, since I've met you, I've noticed things that I never knew were there before...birds singing, dew glistening on a newly formed leaf, stoplights. — Lt. Frank Drebin · 1988Protecting the safety of the Queen is a task that is gladly accepted by Police Squad. No matter how silly the idea of having a queen might be to us, as Americans, we must be gracious and considerate hosts. — Lt. Frank Drebin · 1988Her hair was the color of gold in old paintings. She had a full set of curves and the kind of legs you'd like to suck on for a day. She was giving me a look I could feel in my hip pocket. — Lt. Frank Drebin · 1988Barry The Baptist1 quote
When you dance with the devil, you wait for the song to stop. — Barry The Baptist · 1998Capt. Ed Hocken1 quote
It's disgusting the way they splash this stuff all over the newspapers! What is journalism coming to? You're laying on top of the queen with her legs wrapped around you and they call that news. They can't kick you off the force, Frank! It's just not fair! — Capt. Ed Hocken · 1988Danny Ocean1 quote
Because the house always wins. Play long enough, you never change the stakes, the house takes you. Unless, when that perfect hand comes along, you bet big, and then you take the house. — Danny Ocean · 2001Jackie Treehorn1 quote
People forget the brain is the biggest erogenous zone. — Jackie Treehorn · 1998Rusty Ryan1 quote
You look down, they know you're lying and up, they know you don't know the truth. Don't use seven words when four will do. Don't shift your weight, look always at your mark but don't stare, be specific but not memorable, be funny but don't make him laugh. He's got to like you then forget you the moment you've left his side. — Rusty Ryan · 2001Soap1 quote
Guns for show, knives for a pro. — Soap · 1998The Dude1 quote
The Dude abides. — The Dude · 1998Turkish1 quote
Have you ever crossed the road and looked the wrong way? And, hey, presto, there's a car nearly on ya. So, what do you do? Something very silly. You freeze. Your life doesn't flash before you, 'cause you're too fuckin' scared to think—you just freeze and pull a stupid face. But the pikey didn't. Why? Because he had plans of running the car over. — Turkish · 2000