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Crime comedy20 quotes
The Dude abides. — The Dude · 1998By the way...I faked every orgasm! — Lt. Frank Drebin · 1988Just think, next time I shoot someone, I could be arrested. — Lt. Frank Drebin · 1988Because the house always wins. Play long enough, you never change the stakes, the house takes you. Unless, when that perfect hand comes along, you bet big, and then you take the house. — Danny Ocean · 2001You look down, they know you're lying and up, they know you don't know the truth. Don't use seven words when four will do. Don't shift your weight, look always at your mark but don't stare, be specific but not memorable, be funny but don't make him laugh. He's got to like you then forget you the moment you've left his side. — Rusty Ryan · 2001That rug really tied the room together, did it not? — Walter Sobchak · 1998All 20 quotes →Crime comedy (film)20 quotes
The Dude abides. — The Dude · 1998By the way...I faked every orgasm! — Lt. Frank Drebin · 1988Just think, next time I shoot someone, I could be arrested. — Lt. Frank Drebin · 1988Because the house always wins. Play long enough, you never change the stakes, the house takes you. Unless, when that perfect hand comes along, you bet big, and then you take the house. — Danny Ocean · 2001You look down, they know you're lying and up, they know you don't know the truth. Don't use seven words when four will do. Don't shift your weight, look always at your mark but don't stare, be specific but not memorable, be funny but don't make him laugh. He's got to like you then forget you the moment you've left his side. — Rusty Ryan · 2001That rug really tied the room together, did it not? — Walter Sobchak · 1998All 20 quotes →Comedy15 quotes
The Dude abides. — The Dude · 1998By the way...I faked every orgasm! — Lt. Frank Drebin · 1988Just think, next time I shoot someone, I could be arrested. — Lt. Frank Drebin · 1988That rug really tied the room together, did it not? — Walter Sobchak · 1998Smokey, my friend, you're entering a world of pain. — Walter Sobchak · 1998Jane, since I've met you, I've noticed things that I never knew were there before...birds singing, dew glistening on a newly formed leaf, stoplights. — Lt. Frank Drebin · 1988All 15 quotes →Comedy (film)15 quotes
The Dude abides. — The Dude · 1998By the way...I faked every orgasm! — Lt. Frank Drebin · 1988Just think, next time I shoot someone, I could be arrested. — Lt. Frank Drebin · 1988That rug really tied the room together, did it not? — Walter Sobchak · 1998Smokey, my friend, you're entering a world of pain. — Walter Sobchak · 1998Jane, since I've met you, I've noticed things that I never knew were there before...birds singing, dew glistening on a newly formed leaf, stoplights. — Lt. Frank Drebin · 1988All 15 quotes →Crime3 quotes
Because the house always wins. Play long enough, you never change the stakes, the house takes you. Unless, when that perfect hand comes along, you bet big, and then you take the house. — Danny Ocean · 2001You look down, they know you're lying and up, they know you don't know the truth. Don't use seven words when four will do. Don't shift your weight, look always at your mark but don't stare, be specific but not memorable, be funny but don't make him laugh. He's got to like you then forget you the moment you've left his side. — Rusty Ryan · 2001Have you ever crossed the road and looked the wrong way? And, hey, presto, there's a car nearly on ya. So, what do you do? Something very silly. You freeze. Your life doesn't flash before you, 'cause you're too fuckin' scared to think—you just freeze and pull a stupid face. But the pikey didn't. Why? Because he had plans of running the car over. — Turkish · 2000Crime (film)3 quotes
Because the house always wins. Play long enough, you never change the stakes, the house takes you. Unless, when that perfect hand comes along, you bet big, and then you take the house. — Danny Ocean · 2001You look down, they know you're lying and up, they know you don't know the truth. Don't use seven words when four will do. Don't shift your weight, look always at your mark but don't stare, be specific but not memorable, be funny but don't make him laugh. He's got to like you then forget you the moment you've left his side. — Rusty Ryan · 2001Have you ever crossed the road and looked the wrong way? And, hey, presto, there's a car nearly on ya. So, what do you do? Something very silly. You freeze. Your life doesn't flash before you, 'cause you're too fuckin' scared to think—you just freeze and pull a stupid face. But the pikey didn't. Why? Because he had plans of running the car over. — Turkish · 2000