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Edward Bloom6 quotes
They say when you meet the love of your life, time stops, and that's true... What they don't tell you is that once time starts again, it moves extra fast to catch up. — Edward Bloom · 2003Now there comes a point when a reasonable man will swallow his pride and admit he's made a terrible mistake. The truth is…I was never a reasonable man. — Edward Bloom · 2003There are some fish that cannot be caught. It's not that they are faster or stronger than other fish, they're just touched by something extra. — Edward Bloom · 2003Did you ever think that maybe you're not too big, but maybe this town is just too small? — Edward Bloom · 2003I've been nothin' but myself since the day I was born, and if you can't see that it's your failin', not mine. — Edward Bloom · 2003Sometimes, the only way to catch an uncatchable woman is to offer her a wedding ring. — Edward Bloom · 2003
Ryan Bingham6 quotes
Everybody needs a co-pilot. — Ryan Bingham · 2009If you think about it, your favorite memories, the most important moments in your life, were you alone?... Life's better with company. — Ryan Bingham · 2009You know that moment when you look into somebody's eyes and you can feel them staring into your soul and the whole world goes quiet just for a second? — Ryan Bingham · 2009Anybody who ever built an empire, or changed the world, sat where you are right now. And it's because they sat there that they were able to do it. That's the truth. — Ryan Bingham · 2009Tonight most people will be welcomed home by jumping dogs and squealing kids. Their spouses will ask about their day, and tonight they'll sleep. The stars will wheel forth from their daytime hiding places; and one of those lights, slightly brighter than the rest, will be my wingtip passing over. — Ryan Bingham · 2009All the things you probably hate about travelling—the recycled air, the artificial lighting, the digital juice dispensers, the cheap sushi—are warm reminders that I'm home. — Ryan Bingham · 2009
Dad always used to say the only causes worth fighting for were the lost causes. — Jefferson Smith · 1939Great principles don't get lost once they come to light. They're right here; you just have to see them again! — Jefferson Smith · 1939I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if behind them they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too. — Jefferson Smith · 1939Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that. — Jefferson Smith · 1939
Janie's a pretty typical teenager. Angry, insecure, confused. I wish I could tell her that's all going to pass, but I don't want to lie to her. — Lester Burnham · 1999This isn't life! This is just stuff! And it's become more important to you than living! Well, honey, that's just nuts. — Lester Burnham · 1999Remember those posters that said, 'Today is the first day of the rest of your life'? Well, that's true of every day except one, the day you die. — Lester Burnham · 1999And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life. — Lester Burnham · 1999
Mark Renton4 quotes
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchased in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats that you've spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life...but why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin? — Mark Renton · 1996When you're on junk you have only one worry: scoring. When you're off it, you are suddenly obliged to worry about all sorts of other shite. Got no money: can't get pissed. Got money: drinking too much. Can't get a bird: no chance of a ride. Got a bird: too much hassle. You have to worry about bills, about food, about some football team that never fucking wins, about human relationships and all the things that really don't matter when you've got a sincere and truthful junk habit. — Mark Renton · 1996Excuse me, excuse me, I don't mean to harass you, but I was very impressed with the capable and stylish manner in which you dealt with that situation. I was thinking to myself, now, this girl's special. — Mark Renton · 1996You see if you ask me we're heterosexual by default, not by decision. It's just a question of who you fancy. It's all about aesthetics and it's fuck all to do with morality. — Mark Renton · 1996
Alex Goran3 quotes
We all fall for them. Pricks are spontaneous, they're unpredictable, and they're fun. And then we're surprised when they turn out to be pricks. — Alex Goran · 2009You're young. Right now, you see settling as some sort of a failure. — Alex Goran · 2009I thought our relationship was perfectly clear. You are an escape. You're a break from our normal lives. You're a parenthesis. — Alex Goran · 2009
Alvy Singer3 quotes
A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies, and I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark. — Alvy Singer · 1977I don't want to live in a city where the only cultural advantage is you can make a right turn on a red light. — Alvy Singer · 1977I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That's the two categories. You know, the horrible be like, I don't know, terminal cases, you know blind people, crippled. I don't know how they get through life, it's amazing to me. And the miserable is everyone else. So when you go through life, you should be thankful that you're miserable, because you're very lucky, to be miserable. — Alvy Singer · 1977
Help me, help you. Help me, help you. — Jerry Maguire · 1996I love you. You...complete me. — Jerry Maguire · 1996I don't think we need to do the thing where we tell each other everything. — Jerry Maguire · 1996
Melvin Udall3 quotes
This is New York. If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere. — Melvin Udall · 1997You make me want to be a better man. — Melvin Udall · 1997What if this is as good as it gets? — Melvin Udall · 1997
Troy Dyer3 quotes
Honey, all you have to be by the time you're 23 is yourself. — Troy Dyer · 1994I love her. She breaks my heart again and again, but I love her. — Troy Dyer · 1994There's no point to any of this. It's all just a...a random lottery of meaningless tragedy and a series of near escapes. So I take pleasure in the details. You know...a quarter-pounder with cheese, those are good, the sky about ten minutes before it starts to rain, the moment where your laughter becomes a cackle. And I sit back, and I...I smoke my Camel Straights and I ride my own melt. — Troy Dyer · 1994
Bob Harris2 quotes
The more you know who you are, and what you want, the less you let things upset you. — Bob Harris · 2003It's the most terrifying day of your life the day the first one is born. — Bob Harris · 2003
Do you ever wish you that sometimes you could freeze frame a single moment in your day, look at it and say, "this is not my life?" — Daniel Hillard · 1993We've come to this planet looking for intelligent life. Oops, we made a mistake. — Daniel Hillard · 1993
Edwin Hoover2 quotes
A real loser is somebody who's so afraid of not winning they don't even try. — Edwin Hoover · 2006Fuck a lot of women, kid. I have no reason to lie to you. Not one woman, a lotta women. — Edwin Hoover · 2006
Everett2 quotes
I detect, like me, you're endowed with the gift of gab. — Everett · 2000Well, ain't it a small world, spiritually speaking. Pete and Delmar just been baptized and saved. I guess I'm the only one that remains unaffiliated. — Everett · 2000
Howard Beale2 quotes
I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE! — Howard Beale · 1976What is finished...is the idea that this great country is dedicated to the freedom and flourishing of every individual in it. It's the individual that's finished. It's the single, solitary human being that's finished. It's every single one of you out there that's finished, because this is no longer a nation of independent individuals. It's a nation of some 200-odd million transistorized, deodorized, whiter-than-white, steel-belted bodies, totally unnecessary as human beings, and as replaceable as piston rods. — Howard Beale · 1976
Jean2 quotes
Everything you touch turns to shit, like King Midas's idiot brother. — Jean · 2013You know you don't want to go anywhere, and that's why the same shit is going to keep happening to you, because you want it to. — Jean · 2013
Jimmy Dugan2 quotes
It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard is what makes it great. — Jimmy Dugan · 1992Well, anything worth doing is worth doing right. — Jimmy Dugan · 1992
Kris Kringle2 quotes
You see, Mrs. Walker, this is quite an opportunity for me. For the past 50 years or so I've been getting more and more worried about Christmas. Seems we're all so busy trying to beat the other fellow in making things go faster and look shinier and cost less that Christmas and I are sort of getting lost in the shuffle. — Kris Kringle · 1947Oh, Christmas isn't just a day, it's a frame of mind...and that's what's been changing. That's why I'm glad I'm here, maybe I can do something about it. — Kris Kringle · 1947
I was really going to be something by the age of 23. — Lelaina Pierce · 1994Alright, fine. You wanna be in a band? Fine. Go ahead. Play every night. Play three times a night! Don't just dick around the same coffee house for five years. Don't dick around with her or with me. I mean, try at something for once in your life. Do something about it, but you know what? You better do it now, and you better do it fast, because the world doesn't owe you any favors. And whether you know it or not, you're on the inside track to loserville, USA. — Lelaina Pierce · 1994
Lester Bangs2 quotes
The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you’re uncool. — Lester Bangs · 2000Music, you know, true music, not just rock n roll, it chooses you. — Lester Bangs · 2000
Well, they say a man who has to buy a big car like that is trying to compensate for smaller genitals. — Mrs. Doubtfire · 1993They always say the key to a solid marriage is laughter. — Mrs. Doubtfire · 1993
Men get such hard-ons from putting their names on stuff. You guys don't grow up. It's like you need to pee on everything. — Natalie Keener · 2009I don't mind being married to my career. And I don't expect it to hold me in bed as I fall sleep. — Natalie Keener · 2009
Ricky Fitts2 quotes
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in. — Ricky Fitts · 1999Never underestimate the power of denial. — Ricky Fitts · 1999
Rod Tidwell2 quotes
Show me the money! — Rod Tidwell · 1996You are hanging on by a very thin thread and I dig that about you! — Rod Tidwell · 1996
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime. — Rupert Pupkin · 1982You know, Jerry, I'm going to tell you something. Friendship is a two-way street. Do you know that? And you couldn't care less about me. — Rupert Pupkin · 1982
Thelma2 quotes
Wide awake. I don't ever remember feeling this awake. You know what I mean? Everything looks different. — Thelma · 1991I know it's crazy, but I just feel like I got a knack for this shit. — Thelma · 1991
Tom2 quotes
I’m messed up. I am. You know, on the one hand, I want to forget her. On the other hand, I know that she’s the only person in the entire universe that will make me happy. — Tom · 2009Do you ever do this, you think back on all the times you’ve had with someone and you just replay it in your head over and over again. — Tom · 2009
I know we're all pretty small in the big scheme of things, and I suppose the most you can hope for is to make some kind of difference, but what kind of difference have I made? What in the world is better because of me? — Warren Schmidt · 2002Relatively soon, I will die. Maybe in 20 years, maybe tomorrow, it doesn't matter. Once I am dead and everyone who knew me dies too, it will be as though I never even existed. What difference has my life made to anyone. None that I can think of. None at all. — Warren Schmidt · 2002
Alfred1 quote
Yeah, there's a lot of bad 'isms' floatin' around this world, but one of the worst is commercialism. Make a buck, make a buck. Even in Brooklyn it's the same. Don't care what Christmas stands for, just make a buck, make a buck. — Alfred · 1947
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me...aren't you? — Ben Braddock · 1967