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There's room for everyone on the nice list. — Buddy · 2003I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite. — Buddy · 2003The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear. — Buddy · 2003Treat every day like Christmas. — Buddy · 2003You sit on a throne of lies! — Buddy · 2003Ralphie Parker5 quotes
We plunged into the cornucopia quivering with desire and the ecstasy of unbridled avarice. — Ralphie Parker · 1983Oh, life is like that. Sometimes, at the height of our revelries, when our joy is at its zenith, when all is most right with the world, the most unthinkable disasters descend upon us. — Ralphie Parker · 1983In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obscenity that, as far as we know, is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan. — Ralphie Parker · 1983It was all over—I was dead. What would it be? The guillotine? Hanging? The chair? The rack? The Chinese water torture? Mmph. Mere child's play compared to what surely awaited me. — Ralphie Parker · 1983Now, I had heard that word at least ten times a day from my old man. My father worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium; a master. — Ralphie Parker · 1983Clarence (It's a Wonderful Life)2 quotes
Remember, no man is a failure who has friends. — Clarence (It's a Wonderful Life) · 1946You’ve been given a great gift, George, a chance to see what the world would be like without you. — Clarence (It's a Wonderful Life) · 1946Clark Griswold2 quotes
We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we're gonna need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles! — Clark Griswold · 1989Surprised, Eddie? If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am right now. — Clark Griswold · 1989Daniel2 quotes
You've seen the films, kiddo. It ain't over 'til it's over. — Daniel · 2003You've got nothing to lose, and you'll always regret it if you don't. — Daniel · 2003George Bailey2 quotes
You look a little older without your clothes on. — George Bailey · 1946Mary, I know what I'm gonna do tomorrow, and the next day, and next year, and the year after that. I'm shakin' the dust of this crummy little town off my feet and I'm gonna see the world. — George Bailey · 1946Johnny2 quotes
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! — Johnny · 1990I'm gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead! 1...2...10! — Johnny · 1990Kris Kringle2 quotes
You see, Mrs. Walker, this is quite an opportunity for me. For the past 50 years or so I've been getting more and more worried about Christmas. Seems we're all so busy trying to beat the other fellow in making things go faster and look shinier and cost less that Christmas and I are sort of getting lost in the shuffle. — Kris Kringle · 1947Oh, Christmas isn't just a day, it's a frame of mind...and that's what's been changing. That's why I'm glad I'm here, maybe I can do something about it. — Kris Kringle · 1947Marley2 quotes
You can be a little old for a lot of things. You're never too old to be afraid. — Marley · 1990How you feel about your family is a complicated thing. Deep down, you'll always love them. But you can forget that you love them, and you can hurt them and they can hurt you, and that's not just because you're young. — Marley · 1990Sam (Love Actually)2 quotes
Let's get the shit kicked out of us by love! — Sam (Love Actually) · 2003But you know the thing about romance is people only get together right at the very end. — Sam (Love Actually) · 2003Alfred1 quote
Yeah, there's a lot of bad 'isms' floatin' around this world, but one of the worst is commercialism. Make a buck, make a buck. Even in Brooklyn it's the same. Don't care what Christmas stands for, just make a buck, make a buck. — Alfred · 1947Kevin1 quote
I don't want a new family. I don't want any family. Families suck! — Kevin · 1990Man on Porch1 quote
Ah, youth is wasted on the wrong people. — Man on Porch · 1946Mother Parker1 quote
You'll shoot your eye out. — Mother Parker · 1983The US President1 quote
I'll give you anything you ask for—as long as it's not something I don't want to give. — The US President · 2003Uncle Frank1 quote
You be positive. I'll be realistic. — Uncle Frank · 1990