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Christmas32 quotes
You'll shoot your eye out. — Mother Parker · 1983Remember, no man is a failure who has friends. — Clarence (It's a Wonderful Life) · 1946You look a little older without your clothes on. — George Bailey · 1946I don't want a new family. I don't want any family. Families suck! — Kevin · 1990There's room for everyone on the nice list. — Buddy · 2003I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite. — Buddy · 2003All 32 quotes →Christmas (film)26 quotes
Remember, no man is a failure who has friends. — Clarence (It's a Wonderful Life) · 1946You look a little older without your clothes on. — George Bailey · 1946I don't want a new family. I don't want any family. Families suck! — Kevin · 1990There's room for everyone on the nice list. — Buddy · 2003I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite. — Buddy · 2003Keep the change, ya filthy animal! — Johnny · 1990All 26 quotes →Comedy19 quotes
You'll shoot your eye out. — Mother Parker · 1983I don't want a new family. I don't want any family. Families suck! — Kevin · 1990There's room for everyone on the nice list. — Buddy · 2003I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite. — Buddy · 2003Keep the change, ya filthy animal! — Johnny · 1990We plunged into the cornucopia quivering with desire and the ecstasy of unbridled avarice. — Ralphie Parker · 1983All 19 quotes →Comedy (film)19 quotes
You'll shoot your eye out. — Mother Parker · 1983I don't want a new family. I don't want any family. Families suck! — Kevin · 1990There's room for everyone on the nice list. — Buddy · 2003I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite. — Buddy · 2003Keep the change, ya filthy animal! — Johnny · 1990We plunged into the cornucopia quivering with desire and the ecstasy of unbridled avarice. — Ralphie Parker · 1983All 19 quotes →Christmas movie6 quotes
You'll shoot your eye out. — Mother Parker · 1983We plunged into the cornucopia quivering with desire and the ecstasy of unbridled avarice. — Ralphie Parker · 1983Oh, life is like that. Sometimes, at the height of our revelries, when our joy is at its zenith, when all is most right with the world, the most unthinkable disasters descend upon us. — Ralphie Parker · 1983In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obscenity that, as far as we know, is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan. — Ralphie Parker · 1983It was all over—I was dead. What would it be? The guillotine? Hanging? The chair? The rack? The Chinese water torture? Mmph. Mere child's play compared to what surely awaited me. — Ralphie Parker · 1983Now, I had heard that word at least ten times a day from my old man. My father worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium; a master. — Ralphie Parker · 1983Drama5 quotes
Remember, no man is a failure who has friends. — Clarence (It's a Wonderful Life) · 1946You look a little older without your clothes on. — George Bailey · 1946Ah, youth is wasted on the wrong people. — Man on Porch · 1946Mary, I know what I'm gonna do tomorrow, and the next day, and next year, and the year after that. I'm shakin' the dust of this crummy little town off my feet and I'm gonna see the world. — George Bailey · 1946You’ve been given a great gift, George, a chance to see what the world would be like without you. — Clarence (It's a Wonderful Life) · 1946Drama (film)5 quotes
Remember, no man is a failure who has friends. — Clarence (It's a Wonderful Life) · 1946You look a little older without your clothes on. — George Bailey · 1946Ah, youth is wasted on the wrong people. — Man on Porch · 1946Mary, I know what I'm gonna do tomorrow, and the next day, and next year, and the year after that. I'm shakin' the dust of this crummy little town off my feet and I'm gonna see the world. — George Bailey · 1946You’ve been given a great gift, George, a chance to see what the world would be like without you. — Clarence (It's a Wonderful Life) · 1946Romantic comedy5 quotes
I'll give you anything you ask for—as long as it's not something I don't want to give. — The US President · 2003Let's get the shit kicked out of us by love! — Sam (Love Actually) · 2003You've seen the films, kiddo. It ain't over 'til it's over. — Daniel · 2003You've got nothing to lose, and you'll always regret it if you don't. — Daniel · 2003But you know the thing about romance is people only get together right at the very end. — Sam (Love Actually) · 2003Romantic comedy (film)5 quotes
I'll give you anything you ask for—as long as it's not something I don't want to give. — The US President · 2003Let's get the shit kicked out of us by love! — Sam (Love Actually) · 2003You've seen the films, kiddo. It ain't over 'til it's over. — Daniel · 2003You've got nothing to lose, and you'll always regret it if you don't. — Daniel · 2003But you know the thing about romance is people only get together right at the very end. — Sam (Love Actually) · 2003Comedy drama3 quotes
Yeah, there's a lot of bad 'isms' floatin' around this world, but one of the worst is commercialism. Make a buck, make a buck. Even in Brooklyn it's the same. Don't care what Christmas stands for, just make a buck, make a buck. — Alfred · 1947You see, Mrs. Walker, this is quite an opportunity for me. For the past 50 years or so I've been getting more and more worried about Christmas. Seems we're all so busy trying to beat the other fellow in making things go faster and look shinier and cost less that Christmas and I are sort of getting lost in the shuffle. — Kris Kringle · 1947Oh, Christmas isn't just a day, it's a frame of mind...and that's what's been changing. That's why I'm glad I'm here, maybe I can do something about it. — Kris Kringle · 1947Comedy drama (film)3 quotes
Yeah, there's a lot of bad 'isms' floatin' around this world, but one of the worst is commercialism. Make a buck, make a buck. Even in Brooklyn it's the same. Don't care what Christmas stands for, just make a buck, make a buck. — Alfred · 1947You see, Mrs. Walker, this is quite an opportunity for me. For the past 50 years or so I've been getting more and more worried about Christmas. Seems we're all so busy trying to beat the other fellow in making things go faster and look shinier and cost less that Christmas and I are sort of getting lost in the shuffle. — Kris Kringle · 1947Oh, Christmas isn't just a day, it's a frame of mind...and that's what's been changing. That's why I'm glad I'm here, maybe I can do something about it. — Kris Kringle · 1947