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Surprises2 quotes
Surprised, Eddie? If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am right now. — Clark Griswold · 1989Surprizes are foolish things. The pleasure is not enhanced, and the inconvenience is often considerable. — Jane Austen · 1816Debbie Downer1 quote
Surprizes are foolish things. The pleasure is not enhanced, and the inconvenience is often considerable. — Jane Austen · 1816