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TV program · Sitcom · Comedy (TV) · Comedy

What could possess anyone to throw a party? I mean, to have a bunch of strangers treat your house like a hotel room.

Jerry Seinfeld

Seinfeld · 1991

★ 1.3

Novel

The folly of people's not staying comfortably at home when they can!... Five dull hours in another man's house, with nothing to say or to hear that was not said and heard yesterday, and may not be said and heard again to-morrow... Four horses and four servants taken out for nothing but to convey five idle, shivering creatures into colder rooms and worse company than they might have had at home.

Jane Austen

Emma · 1816

★ 2.1

TV program · Comedy (TV) · Comedy

If there were more food and fewer people, this would be a perfect party.

Ron Swanson

Parks and Recreation · 2012

★ 2.1

Poem

Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter, Sermons and soda-water the day after.

Lord Byron

Don Juan · 1819

★ 3.8

Novel

The sooner every party breaks up, the better.

Jane Austen

Emma · 1816

★ 4.0

Poem

The guests are met, the feast is set: May'st hear the merry din?

Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The Rime of the Ancient Mariner · 1798

★ 5.5

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