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I'm too old for this shit! — Roger Murtaugh · 1987O, that this too, too sullied flesh would melt,
Thaw, and resolve itself into a dew,
Or that the Everlasting had not fixed
His canon ’gainst self-slaughter! O God, God,
How weary, stale, flat, and unprofitable
Seem to me all the uses of this world! — William Shakespeare · 1616I am beyond their timid lying morality, and so I am beyond caring. — Captain Benjamin L. Willard · 1979I hate Congress—I hate the army—I hate the world—I hate myself. The whole is a mass of fools and knaves. — Alexander Hamilton · 1780I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE! — Howard Beale · 1976I don’t like my job and I don’t think I’m gonna go anymore. — Peter Gibbons · 1999All 7 quotes →Anger1 quote
I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE! — Howard Beale · 1976Death as a blessing1 quote
When life is so burdensome, death has become of man a sought-after refuge. — Artabanus · 430 BCHopelessness and despair1 quote
O, that this too, too sullied flesh would melt,
Thaw, and resolve itself into a dew,
Or that the Everlasting had not fixed
His canon ’gainst self-slaughter! O God, God,
How weary, stale, flat, and unprofitable
Seem to me all the uses of this world! — William Shakespeare · 1616Morality1 quote
I am beyond their timid lying morality, and so I am beyond caring. — Captain Benjamin L. Willard · 1979Old age1 quote
I'm too old for this shit! — Roger Murtaugh · 1987Political frustration1 quote
I hate Congress—I hate the army—I hate the world—I hate myself. The whole is a mass of fools and knaves. — Alexander Hamilton · 1780Shitty jobs1 quote
I don’t like my job and I don’t think I’m gonna go anymore. — Peter Gibbons · 1999Suicide1 quote
O, that this too, too sullied flesh would melt,
Thaw, and resolve itself into a dew,
Or that the Everlasting had not fixed
His canon ’gainst self-slaughter! O God, God,
How weary, stale, flat, and unprofitable
Seem to me all the uses of this world! — William Shakespeare · 1616Work1 quote
I don’t like my job and I don’t think I’m gonna go anymore. — Peter Gibbons · 1999