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Fathers and daughters3 quotes
They don't grade fathers but if your daughter's a stripper, you fucked up! — Chris Rock · 2004I'm a realist. I understand it's the 21st century and you've probably had premarital relations with my daughter. But under our roof, it's my way or the Long Island Expressway. Is that understood? — Jack Byrnes · 2000I will be watching you, studying your every move, and if I find that you are trying to corrupt my first born child, I will bring you down, baby. I will bring you down to Chinatown. — Jack Byrnes · 2000Daughters1 quote
They don't grade fathers but if your daughter's a stripper, you fucked up! — Chris Rock · 2004Fatherhood1 quote
They don't grade fathers but if your daughter's a stripper, you fucked up! — Chris Rock · 2004Guests and visitors1 quote
I'm a realist. I understand it's the 21st century and you've probably had premarital relations with my daughter. But under our roof, it's my way or the Long Island Expressway. Is that understood? — Jack Byrnes · 2000Hospitality1 quote
I'm a realist. I understand it's the 21st century and you've probably had premarital relations with my daughter. But under our roof, it's my way or the Long Island Expressway. Is that understood? — Jack Byrnes · 2000Parenting1 quote
They don't grade fathers but if your daughter's a stripper, you fucked up! — Chris Rock · 2004Strippers1 quote
They don't grade fathers but if your daughter's a stripper, you fucked up! — Chris Rock · 2004