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My advice to you is to start drinking heavily. — Bluto · 1978I came here to drink myself to death. — Ben Sanderson · 1995Drink not the third glass, which thou canst not tame, When once it is within thee. — George Herbert · 1633No man ever repented that he arose from the table sober, healthful, and with his wits about him. — Jeremy Taylor · 1653Fill it up again! It's so good! Once it hits your lips, it's so good! — Frank (Old School) · 2003I am going to need something to kill time before my second beer. How about a first one? — Norm Peterson · 1983All 11 quotes →
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My advice to you is to start drinking heavily. — Bluto · 1978Beer leads to more beer. — Poolside Woman · 2007I will make it felony to drink small beer. — William Shakespeare · 1594Your true amateur sips his wine; as he lingers over each separate mouthful, he obtains from each the sum total of pleasure that he would have experienced had he emptied his glass at a single draught. — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin · 1825
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I am going to need something to kill time before my second beer. How about a first one? — Norm Peterson · 1983Beer leads to more beer. — Poolside Woman · 2007I will make it felony to drink small beer. — William Shakespeare · 1594
No man ever repented that he arose from the table sober, healthful, and with his wits about him. — Jeremy Taylor · 1653
Las Vegas1 quote
I came here to drink myself to death. — Ben Sanderson · 1995
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It is the Russians' joy to drink; we cannot do without it. — Vladimir the Great · 1113
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Your true amateur sips his wine; as he lingers over each separate mouthful, he obtains from each the sum total of pleasure that he would have experienced had he emptied his glass at a single draught. — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin · 1825